Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitation

[dave_rickart]

did someone say Brees was better than Brady?

[Jungle Rat]

It's now official. Brady sucks.

right hack?

[Hacksaw]

Aw, how cute. They think they've made a point.

Yes, fellas, Tom Brady is better than Tim Tebow.

And, by your logic, Alex Smith is now better than Drew Brees.

[dave_rickart]

Hack has brilliant timing in putting his foot in his mouth...

Brady set an NFL postseason record five TD passes in one half.....tied the postseason record TD passes in a single game... moved into second in all-time postseason wins (one behind Montana)...and moved into third all-time in postseason TD passes (behind Favre and Montana).

but I bet there are some big regular-season stats out there that will make Hack feel better about Purtty....

[dave_rickart]

on another note, Peter King continues to put his foot in his mouth... his preseason picks were the Falcons and the Chargers in the Super Bowl (with Rivers winning the season's MVP award)....his playoff preview had the Saints winning the Super Bowl...

[Hacksaw]

I was particularly impressed with Brady's 5 sacks against Tebow. Man, Brady had Timmy running for his life out there. By comparison, Brady wasn't sacked once. He was able to stand in the pocket and calmly go through his reads. It's amazing how he can play QB and pass block on every position of the OL at the same time. He's amazing!

...and don't even get me started about his 146 yards running the ball or 5 yards per carry average.

Tom Brady: the greatest NFL team ever!

[dave_rickart]

it wasn't the Patriots defense that hung five touchdown passes on the board in the first half.

in your Peyton-slurping logic, do you think the ball accidentally flies out of Brady's hand on every snap, and magically lands in one of his receiver's hands, time and time again?

gee, Tom must be the ultimate case of butterfingers! the ball keeps slipping out of his hands unintentionally, for gains for 12, and 15, and 25, and 8, and 32.... what pure luck!!!

[Jungle Rat]

Eli > or = to Peyton

[crashcourse]

then there were 4

manning brady supebowl part2?

[Jungle Rat]

Id like either that or Harbaugh 2.

[Jungle Rat]

If Eli wins #2 does that mean Peyton has to give up the bedroom with the bathroom and swap places with Arches fixed up basement?

[Hacksaw]

Peyton-slurping -- dude, leave me out of your queer fantasies, okay? I post facts and stats and you answer with posts about Tom's dreamy hands.

Eli has already proven himself to be superior to Brady. Today, he proved himself to be superior to Aaron Rodgers. These conclusions have been arrived at through the application of Rickart logic. They are not my opinions, so don't shoot the messenger.

[Jungle Rat]

You really need to get back on your meds Hack.

[Hacksaw]

Rat, as a long-time fan of your's, I hope you take this in the positive spirit in which it is intended...get some new material.

...seriously.

[Hacksaw]

So, if it ends up being the Giants and the Pats, then the Giants are shoo-ins. Right? Because we already know that Eli > Brady. It's been settled on the field. There's no way the Pats can beat the Giants, because then Rickart logic does not compute.

[Jungle Rat]

Rat, as a long-time fan of your's, I hope you take this in the positive spirit in which it is intended...get some new material.

...seriously.

You told me that yesterday gramps. Remember?

[Jungle Rat]

Just a heads up Hack. Your AARP monthly newsletter won't be in the mail tomorrow. Its Martin Luther King day so the post office is closed. Yes, he's dead.

[Hacksaw]

Heh. That's just good shit right there.

The really funny thing is that I'm probably younger than you. I just seem older to you, because I'm wiser.

[Hacksaw]

I just realized that Joe Flacco has already proven himself to be superior to Tom Brady, too. Ravens beat Pats in 2009 AFC wildcard game. So there's no way the Pats can possibly win against the Ravens. Rickart logic would be shattered.

[sardis]

An elite QB can get you to the playoffs:

Eli
Peyton
Brady
Breed
Rodgers
Breed
Rothelisberger

But which one would you want to get you through the playoffs? Eli has to be up there. Peyton, not so much. Eli is definitely more clutch than his brother.