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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:39 pm

"That's merely the alternate identity of Sadaam Hussein, who was never really executed."

No love for Ron Jeremy? Wait, don't answer that...
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:55 pm

I like how all the proponents of the "+1" or 4 team playoff conveniently ignore that such a system wouldnt have worked ONLY TWO SEASONS AGO. In 2009 we had 5 undefeated teams, and the one that would have got left out beat one of the top 4 in their bowl game.
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:07 pm

That doesn't happen very often. This year there was one undefeated team going into the bowls.
2010: 3
2008: 2
2007: 1 (10th ranked Hawaii)
2006: 2
2005: 2

5 undefeated teams appears to be like Halley's Comet.


I am very much against a playoff that awards Arkansas State a spot because they went 9-4 and won the Sun Belt (or Central Michigan in the MAC, etc, etc).
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:19 pm

Nobody cares what you think.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:38 pm

Wiz,

South Carolina just scored again.
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:47 pm

I really really really really really really really hate you.
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:11 pm

AlabamAlum wrote: I am very much against a playoff that awards Arkansas State a spot because they went 9-4 and won the Sun Belt (or Central Michigan in the MAC, etc, etc).
Ark St may deserve that playoff spot more than the ACC champ.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:33 pm

I assumed the "etc, etc" part of his post referred to, amongst others, the ACC champion...
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:13 pm

Wiz: I love you, man.

Hedge: ACC > Sun Belt
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:32 pm

"Etc" is broad enough to encompass that...
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:36 pm

Etc's shoulders are broad enough to bear the weight of mathematical inequities.

Etc = Mr Utterson

“Quite so, sir,” returned Poole. “Well, when that masked thing like a monkey jumped from among the chemicals and whipped into the cabinet, it went down my spine like ice. Oh, I know it’s not evidence, Mr. Utterson; I’m book-learned enough for that; but a man has his feelings, and I give you my Bible word it was Mr. Hyde!”

“Ay, ay,” said the lawyer. “My fears incline to the same point. Evil, I fear, founded—evil was sure to come—of that connection. Ay, truly, I believe you; I believe poor Harry is killed; and I believe his murderer (for what purpose, God alone can tell) is still lurking in his victim’s room. Well, let our name be vengeance. Call Bradshaw.”

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:41 pm

So, is Mook gone for good? If so, that pisses me off.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:58 pm

He's not gone. Just probably down in a sewer somewhere taking samples.

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Re: College Football

Post by It's me Karen » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:04 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:Nobody cares what you think.
Every time I read these kinds of Wiz's posts, I swear he's responding to me.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:13 pm

Every time I read a Wizzie post I laugh. Poor guy.

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Re: College Football

Post by It's me Karen » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:21 pm

I sense a stfu is coming.

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:00 pm

How telling that you didn't post something with a parody of a black musician and a black athlete. Telling. Very telling.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:16 pm

I think I posted that yesterday.

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