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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:07 pm

No! They are card-carrying racists!

Crash calls MLK day, "James Earl Jones Birthday".


Disgusting.
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Post by sardis » Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:26 pm

I'm not racist dammit!!..........<sobs>

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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:36 pm

Congrats AA on Bama's win.

Now will you please die?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:52 pm

I died long ago. In fact, you could say, "Tide Died".
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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:37 pm

horrible
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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:09 pm

Jordan Completes UNC's Coaching Staff

By Greg Barnes
Inside Carolina

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- Former Texas A&M running backs coach and Tar Heel standout Randy Jordan has accepted the running backs coach position at North Carolina, according to multiple sources.

http://northcarolina.scout.com/2/1147884.html
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Post by billy bob bocephus » Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:26 pm

Crash calls MLK day, "James Earl Jones Birthday".
James Earl Jones was born on the day MLK died? I never knew that...could that be called a 6th or seventh level definition of 'serendipity'?

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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:33 pm

The voice of Darth Vader? He's way older than that...
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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:35 pm

When did Ron Jeremy change his name and buy a football team?

"New Jacksonville Jaguars Owner Shahid Khan Claims Real Fans Are Season-Ticket Holders"

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:08 pm

Tony Orlando bought the Jags?

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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:25 pm

That's merely the alternate identity of Sadaam Hussein, who was never really executed.
From the town of Possum's Paw, Alabama, standing 6'2" and weighing 150 lbs, the one, the only, the legend... Bootney Farnsworth.

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Post by Hizzy III » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:29 pm

Well, uh... gee... it... it kind of gets you... ruh-right... here.

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/20 ... ching-job/
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:02 am

Sackless

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:05 am

I don't care who you are, you never turn down the chance to become an NFL Head Coach. Unless you are afraid.

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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:08 am

or are so old it's a risk to change medical personnel...

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:33 am

I just read the first few sentences of the story but the knock on Phillips in Dallas is he was the opposite of Parcells and as a players coach had little influence in the players which translated to generally lazy downtime habits and poor execution during the game.

He was so beat up at the end of his tenure in Dallas I can see why he'd have reservations about getting back into it.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:58 am

Hizzy III wrote:Shame on Crash and Sardis for allowing AA to use the old Goat Pen tactic of pulling thine strings.

"Dance, puppet!"
really hizzy? wow I would have never guessed he was pulling strings. damn

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:09 am

I had you at first. But I got so over-the-top that even a mouth-breathing cretin such as yourself caught on.


Oh, RACIST!
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:11 am

Hizzy III wrote:That's merely the alternate identity of Sadaam Hussein, who was never really executed.
Well done, sir.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:37 pm

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