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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 04, 2011 3:39 pm

I love walk off wins.

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Post by Red Bird » Thu May 05, 2011 5:59 pm

People aren't talking about it, but right now, Lance Berkman has to be the MVP of the NL.

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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 05, 2011 6:00 pm

Dear God

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Post by aTm » Thu May 05, 2011 6:09 pm

I blame Jim Edmonds.
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Post by jw matthews » Thu May 05, 2011 8:52 pm

Lance Berkman has come back big time, rat. And he did it again today......right handed no less. He has been under my radar, no question. I thought he was pretty much done, and I am very glad I am wrong.

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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 05, 2011 9:35 pm

Its fucking May 5th.

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Post by Red Bird » Fri May 06, 2011 12:15 am

That's why I said: "RIGHT NOW."

I can't say that Berkman will continue to hit like this, but the Cardinal offense seems to have reached critical mass, and, so far, Lance is taking advantage of his opportunities. The best part of all this is that Pujols has yet to get hot. This team might score 900 runs, and they way they play defense, they'll probably need every one of them.

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Post by crashcourse » Fri May 06, 2011 9:02 am

meanwhile KC dumps our starting 1b to the minors Kia Kahua and brings up one of the rising stars eric hosmer

kahua hits below the mendoza line and has choked in numerous AB's with the game still in doubt. Hosmer is one of the farmsystem rising stars batting > 400 in triple A

17-14 be nice if starting pitching would pick up the pace

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Post by crashcourse » Fri May 06, 2011 2:14 pm

my grandson had a better mark then that on his flank

some of those 8 y/o from 50 feet will make you cringe when they hit a kid

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Post by Stormaktstiden » Fri May 06, 2011 2:56 pm

I'm here to talk BASEBALL you dumb fucks. Anyone in here know what BASEBALL is? How about I rap a Louisville slugger across your fucking eye socket a couple times and see if it sinks in, yet? Baseball, baseball... BASEBALL! Get it, yet? See this curve ball, well here it comes and it'll orbit around your fucking head three times before the bottom falls out and it breaks your big toe you whining sissies. Talk BASEBALL or get the fuck out as I'm tired of wasting my time here. You think Pete Fucking Rose would talk BASEBALL to you morons for one billionth of a second? HELL NO! He'd rip your fucking mouth off and talk BASEBALL all by himself and charge you $5 for wasting his time. Anyone, anywhere, at all, in here, know jackshit about BASEBALL? I didn't think so. Here, study this fucking picture for 19 hours straight then shut the fuck up:

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Post by TheBigMook » Fri May 06, 2011 3:37 pm

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 06, 2011 5:48 pm

Reds pulled out an ugly win today and I see ******is still a fucktard

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Post by Stormaktstiden » Fri May 06, 2011 5:53 pm

Any post in this thread that doesn't have the word "BASEBALL" in it 400 times is getting deleted, pronto. PRONTO, bitches. Self-delete, too. Get to work you chicken livered bastards... all this goddamned baseballess scofflawering ends NOW!
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 06, 2011 5:56 pm

Someone has processed too many tax returns these past few months.

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Post by Stormaktstiden » Fri May 06, 2011 5:59 pm

Process my nuts in your mouth you soccer playing ball washer. BASEBALL THREAD, assballs, talk BASEBALL! Who is ready to test their puny BASEBALL fists against my giant BASEBALL NUTS? Didn't think so, bleacher faggots...
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 06, 2011 6:08 pm

What a dork

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Post by Stormaktstiden » Fri May 06, 2011 6:58 pm

You misspelled "Let's talk BASEBALL" you foul pole necked bastard.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 06, 2011 7:00 pm

A perfect example kids why you shouldn't smoke crack.

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Re: Baseball

Post by Red Bird » Sat May 07, 2011 1:52 am

Garcia almost pitched a perfect game tonight. The kid is the best young pitcher in the Central. If Wainwright hadn't tore up his elbow, . . this team might have won 100 games even with the crappy defense.

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