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Re: College Football

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:38 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Nifty. Happy for Tebow. Can you imagine if a miracle happened and they won the Super Bowl?
it would vindicate every singke football player who ever thanked GOD for a victory

and a big eff you to all the "do you really think GOD cares if that field goal misses" MF'ers

seriously
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:50 pm

Well, to be fair, there is a lot of praying that goes on for the other teams too. So I guess it would mean that God plays favorites. In this case, it would mean God loves closeted white boys who shot-put passes best.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:32 pm

Heh. Considering Mook went to St. X

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Post by sardis » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:23 pm

Talk about a bed shitting...

Give up 30 points to a wishbone offense. The old man coordinator needs to go.

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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:23 am

does this mean we'll never, ever see the Talentula again?

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Post by TheBigMook » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:41 am

Its well established that he's dead. If UC beating a SEC team in a bowl game before Ohio State didn't kill him, nothing will.
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Post by Owlman » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:52 am

If Tebow and Denver wins the Superbowl, maybe 2012 is the end of the world
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:39 am

Now that would be funny.

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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:39 am

10 passes completed for 315 yds

hit a lot of recievers in stride

they did give newengland a game a couple weeks ago

tebow vs the antichrist belichek

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:54 am

Ah, but you move too far up the chain.

We all know Brady is God's nephew. Tebow is just a favored soldier in God's army. Blood is thicker than water.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:37 pm

From Peter King
Next Saturday, 8 p.m. Eastern: Denver at New England, AFC divisional playoff game.

If I were McDaniels, I wouldn't pick my nose Saturday night. CBS will have an iso camera on him all night, wherever he is.

"Crazy,'' Demaryius Thomas said from the din of the Denver locker room Sunday night. "Just crazy. Good to see him back with a winning team. We're all just so surprised. Just crazy.''

Thomas thought for a minute. "I remember on draft day when my phone rang. It was coach McDaniels. He said, 'We're gonna take you with this pick. Congratulations. Get out here, and let's ball.' I was so excited. It was the happiest day of my life. Then, when I found out we picked Tebow, I said, 'All right. We've got a winning quarterback.' ''

On the night of that draft, in April 2010, I remember distinctly two phone conversations. One was with Tebow, who said Denver was where he wanted to be drafted, and McDaniels the coach he wanted to play for. "I told [agent] Jimmy [Sexton] all along that I wanted to play for this guy,'' Tebow said. "His whole attitude is he believes in himself, and he's going to do it his way. I like that.''

The other conversation was with McDaniels. "The reason I'm so happy about getting these two guys,'' he told me, "is they're going to be the cornerstone of what we do here, both on offense and as a team. They love football. They are such good people. Tim ... the football traits he has are the stuff you die for. They will show our core group of young players how they need to work and what it takes to succeed in this league. I just believe that so strongly. I would die to have 53 guys here who love the game as much as I do.''

Three days before the draft, McDaniels had gone to Gainesville, telling no one, because he wanted to work out Tebow and talk football with him, to see how much he knew about offensive football -- and to see if he might be worth a major investment of draft choices if that's what it came down to get him.

"We spent about seven hours together,'' McDaniels said. "Our offense is pretty complicated, and the terminology and the scheme is totally different from what he did at Florida. But about midway through my time there, we're going through plays, and he starts using our terminology. He's so smart about football that he was able to begin to speak my language and talk apples to apples. He'd already translated what he knew of our scheme into my words. There're going to be doubts about him. Great doubts -- and I understand that. Some people don't think he has the natural traits of a great quarterback. Here's what I think: Do Jim Furyk and Tiger Woods swing the club the same way, hit irons the same way? No. But they both win tournaments. There's different ways to throw, different mechanics, and you can still get the job done.''

At the end of the conversation, McDaniels said he couldn't wait to see Tebow throw the ball deep to Thomas. "He's 6-foot-3, and a legit 4.3-second [in the 40-yard dash] guy. What a weapon he's going to be. Wait 'til our fans see these guys together.''
They did Sunday, in one of the greatest games the city's ever hosted. Now, it's clear that offensive coordinator Mike McCoy, who has been important in Tebow's development and has been a very smart play-caller and strategist, deserves a huge hand for his work this year. John Fox has been a smart head coach, because he has adjusted to Tebow's style rather than forcing him to the play a straight pro style. But after what we witnessed on draft day 20 months ago, and the magic we saw Sunday, one question:

Still hate Josh McDaniels, Denver?


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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:36 pm

My official prediction for tonight:

LSU 17, 'Bama 12 (late two-point conversation attempt fails)

AA rejoices! Spacer curses my name!

But who cares anyway? Florida and Texas won their bowl games and that's all that really matters.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:39 pm

my official prediction?

boredom

I'l tune into the last 7 minutes

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:12 pm

Me too. Both those teams can lick my scrotum.

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:30 pm

Hurtful.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:51 pm

Id rather watch a recorded Entourage episode from 07.

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:54 pm

I figured you as more of a Sex and the City guy.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:54 pm

You figure me wrong.

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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:21 pm

If the game is anything like the national anthem, holy fuck it will be brutal.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:57 pm

BigRedMan wrote:If the game is anything like the national anthem, holy fuck it will be brutal.

LOL
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