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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:16 pm

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Get that boy some eyebrow trimmers!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:23 pm

I think BRM just shot himself.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:26 pm

TheBigMook wrote:Image

Get that boy some eyebrow trimmers!
Get that boy a second eyebrow.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:58 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:58 am

Schools that didn't get Stokes will be glad they didn't...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:31 am

Ok, I guess I will stand out here on this island by myself then. Seems like the NCAA would have some interest in this story but guess not.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:06 am

They would have interest, I'm sure, but they have no subpoena power. It would be like me demanding to see your tax information. The NCAA's power is given to them by a group of university presidents; they have no juice with a journalist (or a private citizen for that matter).
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:45 pm

They will request the items, but if you don't turn them over--which you are well within your rights to do--they claim that it will be held against you. Anyone dealing with the NCAA needs to have an attorney and/or compliance officer well versed in dealing with those scum bags with them at all times.

Also, keep your players off of Twitter and Facebook...I hear that it can lead to horrible consequences...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:55 pm

"Ok, I guess I will stand out here on this island by myself then."

No man is an island. In BRM's case, it's b/c he's a continent...

"Anyone dealing with the NCAA needs to have an attorney and/or compliance officer well versed in dealing with those scum bags with them at all times."

Got anybody in particular in mind?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:22 pm

Come on Hedge, that is even lazy for you with that cheap shot. Be creative god damn it!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:43 pm

OK, I'll try again:

"Ok, I guess I will stand out here on this island by myself then."

For the sake of the other inhabitants, I hope the island you plan to occupy is Australia...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:44 pm

I know what you're thinking. You'd rather go to that island that was in The Blue Lagoon and fuck Brook Shields, the thought of which you jacked off to when you were a kid and still do to this day. But I'm glad you didn't say it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:36 pm

Crosstown Punch-Out magic finally wore off. Damn your eyes, Johnies!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:23 pm

Bama won @Georgia tonight, 74-59, to go to 12-3 on the year.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:28 pm

Bama is holding opponents to a lower average score than Kentucky is
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:47 pm

We did last year, too. Had the best defense in the conference statistically. You know what that got us? A super nifty NIT bid.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:09 am

ahh, the glory days of bama basketball when they achieved a number one ranking and an elite 8. oops they fired that coach.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:59 am

Yeah, because he quit coaching and he quit recruiting. He could be great, but was too lazy to be worth a damn.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:05 am

Well, his wife getting into a public spat with Finebaum didn't help, and I'm sure the rumors about him banging coeds wasn't a positive....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:48 am

It's a positive with me...
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