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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Hizzy III » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:48 pm

eCat wrote:

my daughter, when she was 7, went over to a friends house and spent the night. She had older sisters who thought it was a good idea to break out mom and dad's Kama Sutra book with graphic illustrations. It took us about 2 weeks to get her over that. I'm still pissed to this day

My wife and I are pretty open minded and realistic about this sort of thing. I suspect my daughter will be no birth control pretty early into high school. As for the boy, I think he is still doing stuff like looking at Harry Potter robes on Amazon so its going to be awhile before he is sexually active
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:29 pm

Happy New Year!!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:28 am

To all, congrats on surviving 2011 and have a great 2012.
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:27 am

well, except for Talent.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:47 am

Worm food

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:22 am

Yep. Everybody have a good year, please. That's an order.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:28 am

I think this student should get 100%
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:32 am

I try not to limit my madness to March

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:58 am

If I was grading that student's exam, I'd laugh all the way to giving him his "F"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:04 am

The test is obviously made up.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:08 am

yep
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:27 pm

Yesterday, went to the Tilted Kilt with some friends (25 cent wings, beer specials, attractive girls in skimpy outfits = win, win, win).

Anyway, the hostess sat us and said, " your server will be Dee, she's brand new but super sweet."

I replied, "Dee's sweet?"

Hostess (confused): "Yes!"

Me: "Well, if she were French, she'd be 18."

Not only did the hostess not get it, but none of my friends did.

So, I tried to explain, "Cmon, you know, 'Dee's sweet', 'dix-huit'...."

Crickets.

Someone here validate me by telling me that it was a clever, if not humorous observation!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:33 pm

I really wish I could AA.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:39 pm

Heh.
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Post by Bklyn » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:50 pm

I would've gone with: "Dee's sweet? Ironically, that's not better than 'Dee's nuts.'"

It may be a generational/cultural choice. Either way, at a low level joint like that, methinks the joke would have hit home...even if it wasn't found to be particularly amusing.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:31 pm

My wife says I was stupid for thinking that someone would know the French word for 18 at The Tilted Kilt.

I rebutted, "But I was there with my friends!"

Her reply, "Yeah, I've met your friends. My point stands."

(the bitch).
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:54 pm

Did you reduce or eliminate her tip for failing to get your "humour"?

How was the cheesecake?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:13 pm

I'm Canadian

so I dont count, I thought it was clever though... it would have got good traction up here
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:46 pm

I want to re-do my kitchen - right now its too small, but the way its laid out is tough to imagine a way to renovate it.

I don't want to have a full blown architect come in - but I was wondering if there was any way I could get someone to come out and give me some ideas. I wouldn't mind paying something for it, but I'm more in the $100 range than I am $2500 range.

Where would you go to or call to get someone like that?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:49 pm

some times you can go to smaller (meaning ranking) university architecture departments and get them to do it as a class project
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