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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:12 pm

that big 300 pound blocker who grabbed the kick and ran it for a fumble to put the game out of reach is probably getting his ass ran tomorrow
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Post by Hizzy III » Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:39 pm

Or... he's getting some coochie form a chick who otherwise wouldn't even throw her feces in his direction.
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Hizzy III wrote:Or... he's getting some coochie form a chick who otherwise wouldn't even throw her feces in his direction.
wish I had played football
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:04 pm

interesting that the music city bowl announcers just admitted that MSU's cowbells are illegal, but that it's "difficult" to adminster the rule at a neutral site.

how hard is it to call a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty if you can hear the damn bells on the field and see inbred swamp hounds ringing them on the front row? do it twice and i guanrandamntee you wont hear them again.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:08 pm

If they did that, me and my Bama brethern would carry cow bells to every Bama-Miss State game. Bama would win every game 84-0 because Miss State would have 600 yards in penalties.
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:10 pm

and after that happened twice MSU would tell it's fans to stop using cow bells wouldnt it?
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:11 pm

eCat wrote:
Hizzy III wrote:Or... he's getting some coochie form a chick who otherwise wouldn't even throw her feces in his direction.
wish I had played football
The thing is, you don't have to play football. Just have friends who do. It has the same socialoutcome.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:12 pm

They've told them to stop before. Didn't help. And with those kinda penalties you would never know if the actual Miss State fans had stopped or not because thousands of rival fans would be ringing the shit outta some bells.
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Post by It's me Karen » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:15 pm

More cowbell!

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Post by AugustWest » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:23 am

AA I dont give a flip whether MSU gets to use it's cowbells or not. we play them once every 30 years and the last time we played them they had their cowbells and brett farve and we spanked that ass. but you cant tell me that if the ncaa and msu actually tried to stop the cowbells that they couldnt. if fact I bet that if msu beats bama three or four times in a row in starksville there will be fbi agents at every gate performing cavity searches to make sure that no cowbells are within 500 yards of the stadium.
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Post by Saint » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:25 am

Favre never played for MSU, dipshit.

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Post by AugustWest » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:47 am

I was drunk. still we beat beat 'em with the cow bells in the 95 peach bowl.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:05 am

Favre had an off game that day.


Sure, they could stop it if they went to those measures....just like cops could stop shoplifting or jaywalking or whatever if some they devoted enough time and resources to it.
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Post by TheBigMook » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:44 am

Yeah, Favre played for Southern Miss (for God's sake, its the one thing they have! Don't take that away from them!) but I figured, "Let him go, he's on a roll."
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:55 pm

I see Augie's off early with his NYE celebration. That's good stuff.

Tell us again how David Thompson was taken before Michael Jordan in the '84 NBA draft.
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Post by BigRedMan » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:03 pm

Hizzy III wrote:I see Augie's off early with his NYE celebration. That's good stuff.

Tell us again how David Thompson was taken before Michael Jordan in the '84 NBA draft.

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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:11 pm

They might as well have played this Meineke Bowl in College Station. Nothing but Aggies in the stands. Too bad the game wasn't scheduled for yesterday. The roof would be open. Not cold today but there's a threat of rain.

And I'm sure Bob McNair's happy that they're tearing up his field a mere 24 hours before tomorrow's kickoff versus the Titans.
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Post by aTm » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:36 pm

Double digit halftime lead. This bitch is over. Fuck yeah, we just beat Northwestern!
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Post by Hizzy III » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:10 pm

Boy, they're awfully quick on the draw with these decisions to close the roof. It's absolutely gorgeous outside right now.

Then again, maybe they don't want the aggy god to have to look at these clowns blowing yet another big lead. I mean, hot damn, they suck with a big lead.
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:25 pm

I would almost swear that certain players on this team are point shavers.
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