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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:47 pm

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, AA.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:51 pm

Hey Jelousy is a song by the Gin Blossoms
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:01 pm

I'm with AA. Throw that shit out. Or better yet knowing you, blow that shit up.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:03 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:17 pm

Stop drinkin' the Hater-Ade yo'.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:22 pm

are those veins or stretch marks on the left boob?

is that Sophia Loren on the left? I thought she had monster teats too.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:24 pm

Looks like stretch marks.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:41 pm

I'll bet those tittles got a lot of play
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:04 pm

Saint wrote:is that Sophia Loren on the left? I thought she had monster teats too.
She did around most mortals. Sophia should have sat at the table with Katherine or Audrey Hepburn. In my business, that's what we call Benchmark Selection.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:08 pm

Saint wrote:I'll bet those tittles got a lot of play
she was in car wreck on Highway 90 on the gulf coast. Came close to decapitating her
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:43 pm

didn't fuck with the tittles though. her daughter is the Law & Order hottie from way back, Mariska Hargitay
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:50 pm

Id lick those stretch marks.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Regelbuck » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:20 pm

but she would wish you didn't
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:28 pm

I know the stats will tell you differently but I'm not buying into Teague as a team leader and guy who can control the game.

It's just what I see watching him in the game and he doesn't see the floor very well, he doesn't strike me as being very instinctive and he's too passive.

He has the talent but I don't think mentally he is there.

I love Gilchrist though. Damn...that kid is a player.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:32 pm

Regelbuck wrote:but she would wish you didn't
She wouldn't have a choice.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:41 pm

...seeing as she ain't got no head...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:46 pm

Doesn't matter
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:54 am

with tits like that, who needs a head?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:00 am

I like some head with a side order of tits like that
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:22 am

Tough loss for the Hoosiers last night. After being down so much and then building a nine point lead and then losing it again, hopefully will be a good learning experience especially for Zeller cause that boy was pushed around all night long. What pisses me off is when they made that big run to get the lead, Zeller wasn't on the court and when they lost the lead, he was. I wish Crean would have noticed that and went back to that lineup that was able to recover like that. Oh well, tough loss but something to grow on. Next up, them cheating sumbitches from Ohio.
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