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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:36 am

Drunken tirade? Just because you don't like my riposte is no reason to question my sobriety. I simply remind you that Auburn has been on probation more than any team in the SEC - the Plainsmen are quite the prodigious cheaters. I do my best to sling mud back at the ridiculous hypocrites who don the cloak of piety and self-righteousness about Bama's troubles.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:50 am

Merry Solstice, AA.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:16 am

And Merry Christmas to you, ATAPR.
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Post by GBJs » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:44 pm

Wishes for a safe, happy and Merry Christmas.
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Post by GBJs » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:49 pm

Image
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:11 pm

Love this quote, even if it was said by a by a ringer-using pedophile:

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Post by Hacksaw » Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:57 pm

Only a sick, backwards Bammer fan could see a photo like that and immediately think of sex with little boys.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:05 pm

What are talking about? I didn't post a photo.
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Post by Hacksaw » Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:11 pm

Isn't it a little early in the day to be drunk?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:14 pm

Never

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:33 pm

The REC took Foster's family into protective custody today. They will be released when he makes all his field goal attempts in the BCSCG.
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Post by GBJs » Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:21 pm

Then they're probably fuct
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Post by GBJs » Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:25 pm

I trust everyone had a safe and hopefully merry Christmas and New Years celebration? I returned from Mom's house early this morning.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:26 am

My grandma got a speeding ticket at 94 cause she was late for cards with the girls. Long live old feisty women.

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Post by GBJs » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:30 am

Absolutely.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:05 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:My grandma got a speeding ticket at 94 cause she was late for cards with the girls. Long live old feisty women.
Amen to that. Lewis Grizzard, peace be upon him, wrote about a southern grandmother who got pulled over for speeding. She looked at the state trooper, with squinted eyes and a lit cigarette in the corner of her mouth, and with a nicotine-husky voice told the officer to kiss her ass.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:05 pm

Randy Shannon?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:31 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:My grandma got a speeding ticket at 94 cause she was late for cards with the girls. Long live old feisty women.
Amen to that. Lewis Grizzard, peace be upon him, wrote about a southern grandmother who got pulled over for speeding. She looked at the state trooper, with squinted eyes and a lit cigarette in the corner of her mouth, and with a nicotine-husky voice told the officer to kiss her ass.

Sounds like your grandmother. Aren't too many of those around anymore.
My grandma would have dropped the F bomb among many others.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:29 am

5 years ago today, Nick Saban was named head coach at the University of Alabama:

7-6
12-2
14-0
10-3
11-1 (one game left).

3 BCS bowls, a CapOne and a Weedeater. One SEC title, one NC and playing for another NC this year.


I just don't have the words....
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:44 pm

Saban is still at Alabama??
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