The Nursery
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Re: The Nursery
Threaten my wife saying accidents happen??? I threaten them with modern retribution if any accidents at all happen to my wife. NO accident, I just use modern tools to destroy every house, barn and person in that community.
Don't threaten my woman.
Don't threaten my woman.
My Dad is my hero still.
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Yeah, you can kill them and then ask for forgiveness. After two weeks of being shunned, you're scot free.
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No doubt, I would go all Godfather on them: "I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive."Owlman wrote:Threaten my wife saying accidents happen??? I threaten them with modern retribution if any accidents at all happen to my wife. NO accident, I just use modern tools to destroy every house, barn and person in that community.
Don't threaten my woman.
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The truth is the most important thing in human life.
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I love my wife and all, but she...talks...so...effin...much.
I got home tonight and, no lie, she talked - nonstop - for 55 minutes...55 MINUTES!...as soon as I got in the door. I said "I don't know" one time. Otherwise, it was all her. After a while I just got fatigue from listening.
The worst thing in the world is a stay at home mother. The worst.
I got home tonight and, no lie, she talked - nonstop - for 55 minutes...55 MINUTES!...as soon as I got in the door. I said "I don't know" one time. Otherwise, it was all her. After a while I just got fatigue from listening.
The worst thing in the world is a stay at home mother. The worst.
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Re: The Nursery
Heh
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lol
She needs a hobby or a job or both.
She needs a hobby or a job or both.
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I know being home all day with a couple of toddlers is a mind draining exercise, day in and day out...but at least give me time to deuce it out or get a shot of Patron.
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Re: The Nursery
Been there. Ouch.
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Re: The Nursery
Sounds like she needs a good deep dicking.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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I handled that last evening, as well. I'm still expecting a monologue when I get home tonight.
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If you get another monologue this evening, apparently you aren't hitting any "new" pussy to speak of.
On a serious note and this may really help, call her at least once during the day if not twice just to check on her and how her day is. You will be surprised on how much monologue that will cut down if you can sneak it in on a phone call during your day.
On a serious note and this may really help, call her at least once during the day if not twice just to check on her and how her day is. You will be surprised on how much monologue that will cut down if you can sneak it in on a phone call during your day.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: The Nursery
interesting thing I learned today
not sure if this can be done in the US... but my mom has a friend who works for Canadian child protective services, so she knows the ins & outs of the whole parental custody game
she had a child with her boyfriend, after learning he was an abusive deadbeat she revoked ALL parental rights & gave the kid up
then, using a loophole, legally adopted her own child
completely wiped dude out of the picture
not sure if this can be done in the US... but my mom has a friend who works for Canadian child protective services, so she knows the ins & outs of the whole parental custody game
she had a child with her boyfriend, after learning he was an abusive deadbeat she revoked ALL parental rights & gave the kid up
then, using a loophole, legally adopted her own child
completely wiped dude out of the picture
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Hmmmm, that seems crazy complicated...but I bet it's been tried in the US and any loopholes are closed.
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