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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:50 am

AA - I'd say hit it. If she is hot, hit it twice.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:19 am

If she refuses, fire her.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:00 pm

sardis wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:She sent me the text! Ive got it saved!

Anyway. I've told her that we need to meet Monday morning. She's worried. Heh.
I wouldn't say anything, but once in a while stare at her in an old man perv kinda way...
the appropriate response after she shows up for monday's meeting:

"i know your game, jezebel...and you can forget it. there ain't gonna be no footsies under the desk, no secret rendevous', and no rabbits in no damn pots, so get your ass back to work and count your lucky stars i'm dealing w/ you instead of turning this matter over to my wife!"

unless you WANT to end up jobless and divorced?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:17 pm

I'd be like

this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:38 pm

Who the fuck are you? The Godfather of office fucking at Cincinnati Internet Nerds, Inc.?
eCat wrote:I'd be like

this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:25 pm

BigRedMan wrote:AA - I'd say hit it. If she is hot, hit it twice.
I've been there, done that. Is Talent the only one who knows the details of my divorce? (remarried her a year later...I know, I know....)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:59 pm

You have hinted around at it, but you never really went into detail.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:51 pm

Hairston is by far my favorite player on this team, and my favorite Carolina player in awhile. His attitude and aggressiveness remind me of a cross b/w Ty Lawson and T.C. McCants. As a player, he's better than Barnes already...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:30 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Who the fuck are you? The Godfather of office fucking at Cincinnati Internet Nerds, Inc.?
eCat wrote:I'd be like

this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.

its all about leverage
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:46 pm

Bon Jovi Died? Wtf?

edit: some fuckers are playing a joke
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:55 pm

Damn. Slash died too.


And Justin Beiber. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:04 am

This Bon Jovi shit is funny. Idiots.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:53 am

I just went to a website that was advertising a first edition Tropic of Cancer for $30,000 and underneath the price they had "Shipping: $3.50".

Goddamn, man...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:53 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:37 am

Heyman, the gym teacher, had the book all along.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:41 am

I don't know if the rest of the article reads like this, but it looks like whoever wrote the section entitled "Addiction" was high on something...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Luft
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:13 am

It was written by a UNC football players tutor.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:04 pm

This place has gone to hell. Not that I'm complaining...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:08 pm

You're just noticing that now?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:16 pm

fuck you Bonnies!!!!!!!!
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