Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by bluetick » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:59 pm

You really want to get up on your soapbox about hand-outs vs hand-ups NOW? Can't you just go with the flow for a few more days?

There's a very real chance that you're going to be visited by three spirits, Hack. To save time, tell the first two to get lost and demand that the last one cut to the chase. You'll want to pay close attention..
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:54 pm

FYI Hack, Tiny Tim was an immigrant mexican in the real story.

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Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:27 pm

Ebeneezer Hack

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Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:38 pm

heh
check out the mug on the crackhead chick

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Post by Hacksaw » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:40 pm

bluetick wrote:You really want to get up on your soapbox about hand-outs vs hand-ups NOW? Can't you just go with the flow for a few more days?

There's a very real chance that you're going to be visited by three spirits, Hack. To save time, tell the first two to get lost and demand that the last one cut to the chase. You'll want to pay close attention..
Wow, you've really given me something to think about. Thanks a bunch.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:11 pm

Bring back workhouses! Ever since the socialists outlawed making young children work 100 hours per week in dangerous factories, our youth have completely lost their work ethic.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:12 pm

Public schooling took the filthy, beggar, working-class children out of the workhouses and gave them a sense that they deserved something simply by existing. Let them learn the lesson that work is its own reward and those without money simply need to work harder like the rest of us

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:34 pm

Back in the good old days of the Industrial Revolution, the Oliver Twist's of the world knew their place. Yes, they were lazy and unproductive while working those 100 hour workweeks. But when they were paid a few pences for their toil, at least the urchins were grateful. And when the textile machine they were working with ripped their arms off, they accepted their immediate firing without much of a fuss. They sure didn't ask for handouts like medical care, like those worthless ingrate hourly workers do today.

Too bad we can't bring those good old days back.
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Post by 10ac » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:35 pm

Take note, Prof, that's how it's done.

"like the rest of us"? I doubt you have ever raised a blister.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:50 pm

I doubt you have ever raised a blister.
Heh. You have no idea how many blisters I've raised. Digging foxholes does that, especially when you're being shot at. Getting into fights with inmates and getting their blood on your hands is fun too.

But nice try, though.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:05 pm

I work too damn hard to see my money confiscated and given to some little prick so that he can learn anti-American BS spewed by your typical Marxist govt-sponsored instructor.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:09 pm

We're having another sarcasm contest? All the heavy hitters are here.

Go team!
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Post by 10ac » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:13 pm

Uh Prof, see the quotes? That blister comment was directed toward our esteemed Ivy League/Big 10er.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:18 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:We're having another sarcasm contest? All the heavy hitters are here.

Go team!
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:24 pm

For Hacksaw: May his hatred of the working poor eventually be overcome.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:24 pm

10ac wrote:Uh Prof, see the quotes? That blister comment was directed toward our esteemed Ivy League/Big 10er.
Didn't catch that. I thought that was aimed at me. Sorry.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:32 pm

I knew it was aimed at me. Little does 10ac know, I worked for 3 weeks at an Auto Zone before getting caught stealing wiper blades by my assistant manager and total asshole Duane Bulow. FUCK YOU, DUANE! You acted all high and mighty just because you were salary and made $300 more a year than I did!! #%$@!

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Post by 10ac » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:37 pm

lol
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:37 pm

Newt announces that he would ignore the Supreme Court if it ever makes a decision he doesn't like and especially if it tried to restrain his Presidency in anyway. With a wave of his hand he will simply make the judgeships "vanish"

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la ... 5899.story

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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by 10ac » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:39 pm

Let 'er Blow!

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