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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:01 am

Ok, just a side thing that pisses me off. I was busy with other things in life so I didn't get a chance to watch alot of football yesterday, so I settle down in my couch at 8 PM to watch highlights on either the NFL network or ESPN, channeling back and forth. Both have the agenda on the side of the screen telling folks what they will show next. Do they follow the agenda? no. They'll come back from commercial and insert a few things pushing what you want to see back to after another commercial...

dammit.
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:05 am

No, I don't mock spelling. LSU will not annihilate Alabama.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:27 am

yea I've noticed that about Sportscenter.

That or they won't move the schedule and just show 2 or 3 things before moving the schedule down
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:43 am

Its a trap.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:04 am

virginia tech did not beat a single team ranked in the final top 25

at least we spanked them last night in b-ball

v tech's list of wins-Appalachian State, East Carolina, Arkansas State, Georgia tech Marshall, Miami, Wake Forest, Boston College, Duke, North Carolina and Virginia. They beat nobody ranked higher than 45th in Jeff Sagarin’s computer ratings.
lost to clemson twice and both make the bcs

ACC suckin some BCS dick
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:16 am

VaTech travels.
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Re: College Football

Post by 10ac » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:35 am

It's Beamerball baybee!

A brand of football invented and patened by Coach Frank Beamer.

2. Beamerball
A brand of football pioneered by Frank Beamer and the Hokies emphesizing special teams.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... Beamerball
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:51 am

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From the town of Possum's Paw, Alabama, standing 6'2" and weighing 150 lbs, the one, the only, the legend... Bootney Farnsworth.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:31 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Its a trap.
It used to follow perfectly. My guess is research confirmed that people stopped watching consistently with the tracking on the spine. So, they modified it.

If it pisses the advertisers off, it won't last long.
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:45 pm

big poppa pump wrote:You guys let August West and jungle rat post here?
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Re: College Football

Post by Toemeesleather » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:15 pm

Damn, the Gator bowl went to hell in a skinny minute...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:50 pm

Bklyn wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Its a trap.
If it pisses the advertisers off, it won't last long.
I think it's being done FOR the advertisers. In Sardis's case, he was busy during the day looking for treasure with his metal detector and really wanted to catch the highlights of the Steelers beatdown of the Bengals. He watched the storyboard and his Steelers were up next. Only to be pushed back twice for The Pats highlights and then some story of the Red Sox. Then they go to a commercial. It's about Viagra. Sardis jots down the number, BINGO! New customer. Then he gets his god damn highlights.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:54 pm

Toemeesleather wrote:Damn, the Gator bowl went to hell in a skinny minute...
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:22 pm

6-6 vs 6-6

good stuff
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:23 pm

Agreed but a smart game for ticket sales.
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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:45 pm

You do know he was nicknamed "One & Done" and sold meat door to door for 15 years after football?
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:47 pm

seems to be a recurring theme of bungle game pics that I have to scroll through to get to something spoogeworthy.....err postworthy.......or something like that
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:04 pm

So you love stretch marks?
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