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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:52 am

That's why I don't give my bench players any time when I whip you. Also, is this the "work" you do that prevents you from working out early in the morning? Damn...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:56 am

jesus god, what a fucked up mess this kid's life is thanks to his no-flying father
ANN ARBOR, Mich. -- Austin Hatch is unlikely to play basketball this season, as he continues to recuperate from a plane crash that killed his father and stepmother in June, his family said in a statement Tuesday night.

Hatch, of Fort Wayne, Ind., who had accepted a scholarship at Michigan starting in 2013, suffered a serious head injury in the crash along with a punctured lung, broken ribs and a broken collarbone.

The crash, on June 24 near Charlevoix, Mich., killed his father, Dr. Stephen Hatch, and his stepmother, Kim Hatch.

Austin Hatch also survived the crash of a plane piloted by Stephen Hatch in 2003 near Fort Wayne, in which the boy's mother, a sister and a brother were killed.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:23 am

Sullinger is good until you throw a basketball into his chest
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:17 am

AugustWest wrote:stfu GB. you have no idea what Dean did to re-build UNC's program. it involved covering up rapes, assaults, dui's and more. no unc fan has any right to bitch about Boeheim.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:42 am

If I could have any coach in the country to succeed Roy Williams, it would be Thad Matta. Last night's game was a thing of beauty to behold, complete with Ted Valentine reffing and daring k*rzythead to say anything to him.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:55 am

Anthony Grant > Thad
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:02 am

Jesus.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:05 am

grant>lee

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:32 am

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for not letting NC State rape Indiana this evening by more than 20.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:16 am

Calipari has said that because of the expanded SEC schedule next year, and our commitment to play in that Kansas, Duke, UConn pseudo tourney thing, we're going to have to drop either the UL, IU or UNC game.

Most fans appear to want to drop UL, just because it will give them the red ass and we can claim its because they aren't in a real conference.

I would actually vote for IU - at least until Crean gets that program firing on 6 of its 8 cylinders.

Truth be told, I'd rather we just not play fucking radford or portland or whoever and keep the big matchups but Cal says he needs those cupcakes for tuneup games.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:28 am

I count 8 cupcakes on UK's pre conference schedule this year. That seems excessive. I would not drop a traditional game like IU to keep 8 cupcakes. Of course you could consider IU a cupcake. I would not under any circumstances drop UL. They need and deserve their yearly ass whipping on New Years Eve. It's a joy to rub shit their face. They demanded and fought in the state legisllature for this game so they can eat that pile of shit and like it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:04 pm

I think Cal secretly wants to drop the UL game for various reasons, not the least of which is enraging Pitino.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:55 pm

eCat wrote:I think Cal secretly wants to drop the UL game for various reasons, not the least of which is enraging Pitino.
I'd rather enrage him by smearing his ass all over the court, especially in Louisville.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:12 pm

Fife showing some rage!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:45 pm

"Most fans appear to want to drop UL, just because it will give them the red ass"

LMAO...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:45 pm

I'd hate it if UK dropped us, but at the same time I would understand, considering UK's record against us...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:46 pm

I doubt Roy would want to drop UK, b/c like Cal said, you have to have a few cupcakes in the early season as tune-ups...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:40 pm

Happy Birthday Joe B.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:49 pm

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