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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:53 pm

Water, coffee, beer, whisky. That's it. I can go months and months without anything else - and then it's some sort of non-whisky liquor (rum, vodka, whatever) or a bottle of wine.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:32 pm

Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish **** it in it

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:16 pm

heh
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:45 pm

Jesus turned water into wine so I drink lots of wine.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:26 am

Ten has corn syrup

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:10 pm

Rat, I was up in your neck of the woods today. Had breakfast at the European Cafe on Montgomery.

Cool little spot.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:41 pm

Yep. Thats a 10 minute walk from me if that.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:36 am

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:34 am

I know anything can happen, but I have a hard time believing that one...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:58 am

Didn't that happen to Mook too?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:38 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:23 am

For our rednecks out there.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:03 am

we're staying at home this Thanksgiving , and we're hosting Xmas dinner for the family this year so my wife and I are doing a trial run today on cooking food. Since we've always traveled, we've never cooked the main meals before so the past week we bought a 13 pound turkey, a roaster oven/buffet thing, two types of stuffing, oysters, green bean casserole mix, beer bread mix, candied yams, celery, onions, apples, carrots (to cook inside the turkey), pecan pie mix and cherry cheesecake.

Its going to be a fun day of just hanging out.


This afternoon we'll start decorating the house - something we've also never done before. I'm hanging wreaths in the windows, decorating the mantle, hanging stockings and I bought some outdoor decorations. We also have a gazebo the kids use for the bus stop in the corner of the yard and they decorated it yesterday with garlen and bows.

I'm trying my hardest to have a Norman Rockwell Xmas, not so much Martha Stewart

Ask me what mood I"m in around Jan 3rd when I have to take all this shit down and pack it back up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:31 pm

eCat--hint on cooking for Christmas---cook almost everything the day before--turkey (remove stuffing to a separate bowl after cooking), mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, veggies, pies (home made make in glass dishes to heat in micro--store bought heat up in oven) and the green bean casserole except for the onions on top--then Christmas day you only have to heat it all up, finish off the onions on the GB casserole, melt the marshmallows on the sweet potatoes--saves a lot of hassle and you and your wife can relax that most is done. I serve buffet style and have chafing dishes to keep food hot, and a 3 pot heated thing I put the veggies in--it's like 3 crock pots on one base that can all be heated individually I have a big group every Christmas and am way past the cooking all day thing.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:22 pm

since I know y'all are dying to know, dinner was awesome. great turkey, scalloped potatoes, asparagus, and punkin cheesecake for desert. yum, yum.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:04 pm

Gotta have deviled eggs.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:01 am

Im ready for leftovers. . Im also high. Hilton Head Thanksgiving s are sweet!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:05 am

I don't even have time to list out the dinner at my parents' house. I will say that my Mom roasted a turkey, fried a turkey, dry rubbed pork ribs and had king crab legs.

I won't even go through the sides and desserts.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:13 am

Is your mom single?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:43 am

Heh.

Nope...married to Pops for over 4 decades.

(and I forgot the baked ham...that she cooked, not married)

I'm just pissed that I'm staying at my mother in laws and can't pick at the food over the next few days with impunity. I get along with my MIL fine and all, but she cooks about as well as my wife, so it's like I'm at fat camp when I stay here. Also, my wife had me go to a Walmart tonight to buy an XBox 360 with Kinect (or some shit like that) for my 2 year old bc it was $100 off. I've never been to a Walmart before...and I never want to go again.
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