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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:31 pm

deodorant makes your mouth pucker
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:27 am

Thanks for the heads up
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:33 pm

Well, hell. They are going to jail, anyway. Better to get what you can while you can
Couple accused of getting sexy in back of police car

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:31 am

I can't front, they got me beat, I've never had sex in a police car.

The dude will probably wind up having sex in prison, though...which is not a badge-wearing achievement.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:02 pm

Bklyn wrote:I can't front, they got me beat, I've never had sex in a police car.

I got YOU beat!
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Post by Owlman » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:41 pm

CAT wrote: I got YOU beat!
WhaaaaaaaaaaaATTTTT? dO TELL.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:34 pm

Bears are awesome!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:45 pm

Thank God for roadkill.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:07 am

that sequence vaguely reminds me of an average Friday for DS when he and Miss Twoton hit Chili's before returning home and flapping together, especially the plodding posture of the ursines
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:40 am

I guess Cat will do anything to get out of a ticket

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:29 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:04 pm

Dr. Pepper Ten is everything Diet Dr. Pepper claims to be but isn't.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:25 pm

Agreed. Ten is very very good and will be my choice of drink from now on.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:38 pm

Mine is water. I have about 10 coffees a year, maybe 5 or 6 sodas (unless it's "vodka and...") and that's about it. I do drink a decent amount of tea, but I'll go days without drinking anything but water.

I don't like any sugary or acidic drinks enough to take those calories/physical impacts. I'd rather eat a dessert.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:40 pm

Bklyn is Mormon? Who knew...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:09 pm

Heh, no way in hell I could've rolled with the LDS:

1. Never would've been able to get past the historic racism in the faith. Now, I can take a "reformed" government with a racist history...but I can't take your religion/denomination if its founders/prophets did the spewing

2. Magic underwear

3. No Pre-marriage fucking

4. No Caffeine (even if I only fuck with it a few times a year)

5. No R Rated movies

6. No Alcohol and profanity

Funny enough, I respect the Mormon friends I have, big time, and see them as highly moral and disciplined individuals. It's hard enough to swallow the magic and mysticism of the bible, but when you have the mumbo jumbo young enough for the masses to know the true history of the mumbo jumbo's founders/writers, then it's almost impossible to take seriously.

With that said, I wouldn't complain a bit if my daughter went to BYU. Pledge away your hormones!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:59 pm

I need to drastically increase my water consumption and decrease the sodas I drink
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:26 pm

Yeah, I drink about 85 - 100 oz of water a day. No room for other drinks.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Hizzy III » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:44 pm

I drink a good 6-8 glasses of water a day, especially on weekends. I still also have one or two Dr. Peppers (diet) a day. I usually go for the caffeine-free version, if at all possible.

I'm not all that big on juices, although I will drink two or three glasses of OJ a week (mostly on weekends).

People who drink Pepsi should be pitied (or mocked or both).
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