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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:52 pm

Christine = Crystal Meth

Tina - Meth, but a smaller dime bag dose

Anything pertaining to skiing, winter weather, ice means Cocaine

If someone is selling selling a snow mobile, or snow blower or any other heavy equipment that is used for mobilizing snow then they are trying to move major weight
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Owlman » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:55 pm

Damn. What if you really want to sell a real snow mobile?
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Post by T Dot O Dot » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:59 pm

You'll know right away who you're dealing with based on the tone of the replies you receive
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:06 am

I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks e.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:12 pm

Okay, Dot covered the post for me. Good work.
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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:30 pm

people sell drugs on Craigslist?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:33 pm

yes.
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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:39 pm

so what is weed?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:51 pm

I found this

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need to pass a drug test? WIZANATOR - $40 (Loveland)
Date: 2011-10-18, 6:09PM EDT
Reply to: sale-qmdcf-2656804439@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Have a piss test you need to pass?
probation or a job?
or maybe just want to have fun with it.. haha

i have a wizanator.. its basically a fake (white) penis that has a pocket for a heating pad and a pocket to hold in fake urine.
i only have the wizanator, i dont have the heating pads or fake urine. but you can optame those things pretty easily.

please email me and let me know if you want it.
im open to trades to.
this was my ex boyfriends.. he is out of the picture and left it with me.. i think he spent a near 200 bucks on it...
idk i just want it gone.


weed marijuana bong bowl 420 drugs test.

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bonus points if you recognize she is now single, on the rebound and doesn't have her source for weed
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:57 pm

bonus points if you recognize she is now single, on the rebound and doesn't have her source for weed
AND needs money.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:58 pm

I have no idea how to optame though...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:59 pm

Good point. She's not smart or educated. You can smell the desparation from here.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:22 pm

Id do her.
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Post by AugustWest » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:22 pm

she's probably fat and in need of an attorney too. DS needs to look her up.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:29 pm

Meth girls aren't fat!
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:30 pm

Nope. But they do love giving head on camera.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:32 pm

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:33 pm

No I didn't.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:34 pm

The missing teeth probably helps in her proficiency, to boot.

on another note

This is a picture of a blogger in Egypt who created a firestorm when she posted pictures of herself naked...really, this is causing big shit in Cairo

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:36 pm

Ahh, my faith is restored.
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