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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:59 pm

GBJs wrote:You'd rather sit through a B10 game? The only thing which could have possibly made that bearable was having your family near.
Every game round the SEC yesterday was a blowout snoozefest, including Louisiana Tech taking Ole Piss to the woodshed, except for the thrilling 17-12 Cavalcade of Craptitude in Columbia

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:24 pm

GBJs wrote:You'd rather sit through a B10 game? The only thing which could have possibly made that bearable was having your family near.
Watching a Big Ten game was refreshing, actually. I could cheer for Illinois (where Tiger cub #2 attends), but not be devastated by the outcome (yes, the Illini lost). But it was college football within its proper bounds, assuming its rightful but modest place within the much larger and mysterious cosmos.

By contrast, if I had watched Auburn yesterday. I might have slashed my wrists. That may have been excessive.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:42 pm

PS: It could be worse. I could be a Penn State fan.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:36 pm

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
GBJs wrote:You'd rather sit through a B10 game? The only thing which could have possibly made that bearable was having your family near.
Every game round the SEC yesterday was a blowout snoozefest, including Louisiana Tech taking Ole Piss to the woodshed, except for the thrilling 17-12 Cavalcade of Craptitude in Columbia
Doesn't matter. It's B10 football. Big, slow, of foot.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:37 pm

BTW, </sarcasm>
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Post by GBJs » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:40 pm

By contrast, if I had watched Auburn yesterday. I might have slashed my wrists. That may have been excessive.
Just a little excessive.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:10 pm

Mahlzahnonenon to UNC?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:28 pm

When Gus leaves, it will be to a better football program than UNC.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:19 am

Mahlzahnonenon to Ole Miss?
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Post by AugustWest » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:14 am

that sounds about right.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:39 pm

GBJs wrote:Mahlzahnonenon to Ole Miss?
He already turned down Vandy. The 'Dores have a better program than Ole Miss.

A lot of Auburn fans were worried about him going to UGA, but Richt saved his job for another year or two.

Now I see Gus going to Texas when Mack leaves. They are always stealing our good coaches.
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Post by GBJs » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:07 pm

MississiPi is messing up by firing Nutt now. All those non-quals he signed and placed two years ago would be coming in this recruiting season and pay immediated dividends. He's a man ahead of his time. I forsee him going to Auburn as OC after Mahlzahnonenon goes to ? as HBC and lighting up the conference.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:56 pm

Maybe Mike Dubose will add Nutt to the Millsaps staff.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:59 pm

I believe Mike Dubose is the defensive coordinator at Memphis.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:14 pm

I thought Albert Means had that job... hometown guy and all...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:19 pm

I infer that you believe that line to be clever. I just don't see what about it is. Can you explain the humor behind it?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:24 pm

If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:50 pm

Uh huh.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:27 pm

Glad to see that the Auburn PD is making sure our trees don't get poisoned by any more Alabama fans:

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011 ... s_gua.html
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:04 am

heard we were gonna roll 'em with crimson paper if Bama wins...

That's a big if...
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