Ostensibly Hoops

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:10 pm

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/sports/2011 ... nia-squad/

Uh oh, looks like might be accidentally running into a door jam soon.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:03 pm

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/718 ... s-all-time

10. Tyler Hansbrough (North Carolina, 2005-2009): Hansbrough was the basketball equivalent to Tim Tebow, but he arrived a year earlier. He prepared us for Tebow. He was the pre-Tebow. He was the Prebow.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:34 am

eCat wrote:I think in Hatchet, its a girl who's father makes her eat soured mutton stew and then proceeds to chop him up along with her step mother when he is asleep on the couch.

That's the best sentence I've read in quite a while, from any source...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:43 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I'll never forget my mom's last words to me: she called me close, with a room full of family, and said in a weak, trembling voice, "You need a haircut."

She died a few minutes later. Heh.

Sorry to hear about your mom, AA...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:46 am

Owlman wrote:
same words I uttered early sunday am despite my wifes feeble resistance
So my first thought when I read this is that crash's wife vagina offers no resistance and was loose as a prostitute masterbating with a cu-tip. But that's probably in the wrong light. Then it made me think that she was just lying there. But wanting to give crash the benefit of the doubt, I suspect his wife tried to resist his animal magnetism but just couldn't hold out.

I took it as crash's admission that he used to rape his wife on at least a weekly basis...

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:30 am

According to Sharia, it's not rape if you're married. She has to take it like a 16 years old woman

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:36 am

Crash is muslim? Well, that does make sense actually...

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:56 am

Bklyn wrote:According to Sharia, it's not rape if you're married. She has to take it like a 16 years old woman

That was the standard in most states for the majority of this country's history

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:22 pm

Or "the good old days" as concervatives call them.

Cats rule · Post by **Cats rule** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:51 am

He's the same sumbitch he's always been, jason.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/Mich ... yal-110411

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:56 am

I am not a muslim rapist

I am a gringo horndog

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:05 pm

Cats rule wrote:He's the same sumbitch he's always been, jason.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/Mich ... yal-110411

some young cats have been commenting on Twitter about not supporting the Jordan brand anymore. No major weight has stepped up on that platform yet.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:09 pm

It won't

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:10 pm

Indeed.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:16 pm

Jordan wasn't even the highest paid player on most of his ring winning teams. To call him a sellout is a joke.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:39 pm

If not a sellout, then at least a hypocrite.

He's like the guy from the plant who got his degree at night, benefitting from a management concession on education reimbursement, landing a corporate position and then shitting (loudly) on the needleworkers union.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:17 pm

That and having Stern on his cock 24/7 was probably rough on him also.

BURN BABY BURN!!

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:25 pm

Where is Mexico? We need to come up with a bet for the big Maryland-Bama game on 11/17.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:28 pm

Also, where is Cletus? We need to come up with a bet for the big Georgetown-Bama game on 12/1.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:30 pm

Also, where is crashcourse? We need to come up with a bet for the big Kansas State-Bama game on 12/17.

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