Baseball

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:53 pm

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:38 pm

Up yours Joe Boo!

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:31 am

You know I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy.

jw matthews · Post by **jw matthews** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:22 pm

Chipper Jones tied The Mick in career RBI last night, 1509 I believe. He won't catch Eddie Murray who has 1900 and some but a nice milestone nonethless. I did not think he would make it back this year, figured he was done. He did and is playing well. Who knows if he will stay healthy.

Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:09 pm

I lost interest in this baseball season once the Cubs fell out of their "tethered to .500" streak and hit 10-12.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:50 pm

Stormaktstiden · Post by **Stormaktstiden** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:12 pm

Baseball isn't a game. Baseball is a knife. A knife with 9 guys wanting to rip your chest open and cut little pieces out until there's nothing left except a few ribs and maybe the snowcone you had in the 5th inning. I live at the stadium. I wash my cloths in a pepsi can behind home plate every night while you sissies sleep in beds and sniff your wive's armpits. You want to talk baseball? Well I shit underneath 2nd base yesterday afternoon you fucking pussies. What did you do? I once threw a baseball as hard as I could at my foot then flipped around in a circle just for the fun of it. I can hold 8 baseball gloves with my face. You fuckers want baseball, well come and get baseball if you think you're baseball enough? I didn't think so. I can slide head first into the pitcher's mound naked on my back without spilling a fountain soda. You think you can? You think you know baseball like I know baseball? Think again, Joe Fucking Morgan. See this bat? I can throw it over the center field fence and stab you right in the eye while everyone is looking at the flag and singing the pledge of allegiance like good Americans do. I sleep in an umpire outfit and I do make house calls, so you keep flapping your fucking pie hole and maybe I'll come and pay you a visit. Me and Pete Fucking Rose.

jw matthews · Post by **jw matthews** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:29 pm

Hah. What a waste of words.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:10 pm

Fyi jw. Crow is an admitted crack head. Take his posts for what They are worth.

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:27 pm

Yes I still miss ********.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:22 pm

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crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:00 pm

******'s best post ever

Stormaktstiden · Post by **Stormaktstiden** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:59 am

Heartwarming for Gloria to get all that sorted out in front of the kids. What wondeful memories they are creating.

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:50 pm

That video has to be a joke, right?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:18 pm

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:46 pm

I like the part where she had to do a retake on shoving the bat into the faux vagina. I guess she didn't do it right the first time.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:07 pm

Damn you aTm.

jw matthews · Post by **jw matthews** » Sun May 01, 2011 9:22 pm

The Indians and the Phillies have both had great April's. The Indians will likely fade at least a bit, but the Phillies may well not.

Florida ain't doing too bad either.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sun May 01, 2011 10:46 pm

Hey look! It's May 1st!

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:18 pm

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