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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:27 pm

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:29 pm

Zippered hatch in the back for when doody calls!

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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:52 pm

That can't be real.
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Re: College Football

Post by 10ac » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:53 pm

I think you might want to smell his left hand before you taste it.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:49 pm

Heh, "blankets." A Snuggie is a robe turned around backwards.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:05 pm

OKay, my criticisms of Gruden as a color commentator have been mild but tonight he's flat out awful. In the last ten minutes, we've heard a silly rant about replay and his attention deficit disorder, then we get to see him completely shit himself on two obvious penalties.

The one where he seemed to be doubting the obvious hold on the screen makes me wonder if he's even seeing the action on the field.

Not good.
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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:44 am

So I have an eleven point lead going into tonight and my opponent has Rivers playing. 1st quarter 2 interceptions, no touchdowns, I am feeling great. Then Rivers starts hitting targets. I'm up by one after Rivers throws a pass down to Brinkley. My heart drops until I realize it's not a touchdown.

Then I have to pray that they run it in. I know that if they don't run it in on 1st down then Rivers will throw it in. Thankfully, Brinkley runs it in. I'm still up 1, but Rivers throws it to Brinkley. I yell out because he's stopped short. Damn it, it's a 2 point conversion.

Now I'm down by one. Rivers goes down the field but not enough to get an extra point. Kneel and FG, I lose by one point. Thank you PHIL. Fumble the snap, I am now up by one, but I need either KC to kick a field goal or SD to run an INT back. Fooled again. Has the sideline but stepped out of bounce. Then SD gets it first in overtime, no points for Rivers.

KC goes down the field, kicks the FG, I win by one.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:02 am

I think Gruden sucks as an announcer too.

Just because he can say that last play was a Wide Split 24 Slant doesn't make him good at calling the game
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:07 am

that last kid took Rivers mojo. He sucks donkey ball.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:57 am

damn owl sound eerily like my game cept I had gates too. opponent had cassel for some idiotic reason. wound up winning 87.65 to 87.58 on Yahoo. the int by cassell at the end of regulation helped a lot. the rivers gates td interferance was BS

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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:25 am

Texan Hizzy is sandbagging his team his very Talentish (RIP). Shameful, shameful shit right there Texan Hizzy. Take the division title and STFU.
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:15 am

Hizzy III wrote:That can't be real.

Oh it's real, Hizzy. And its happening. I'm sure ironic "Forever Lazy" pub crawls are already occurring in New York and LA. By June of 2012, they will be in Houston too also!
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:13 pm

This week's NFL Power Rankings:

1. Green Bay
2. Pittsburgh
3. San Francisco
4. Baltmore
5. New England
6. Buffalo
7. Detroit
8. NY Giants
9. Houston
10. Chicago
11. New Orleans
12. Atlanta
13. NY Jets
14. Cincinnati
15. Philadelphia
16. San Diego
17. Tampa Bay
18. Kansas City
19. Oakland
20. Dallas
21. Tennessee
22. Washington
23. Minnesota
24. Carolina
25. Cleveland
26. Jacksonville
27. Seattle
28. Denver
29. Arizona
30. St. Louis
31. Miami
32. Indianapolis
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:17 pm

Big East managed to make themselves worse in two sports today...well done!
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:51 pm

Yep.
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:48 pm

The Big 12 only inviting West Virginia for this round was dumb. Why not go for the coup de gras and invite UveL, UC, and WVU in one motion, kill Big East football once and for good, get back to 12 teams and a conference championship game, and increase the chance that you won't have to wait until 2014 for the teams to join.
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:51 pm

And just cuz it needs to be restated from time to time... 14-16 team conferences are fucking retarded you fucking idiots, why is everyone taking crazy pills! The right size conference is either 9 or 12, no other size conference should be made you fucking morons!
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:19 pm

The Big 12 only inviting West Virginia for this round was dumb. Why not go for the coup de gras and invite UveL, UC, and WVU in one motion, kill Big East football once and for good, get back to 12 teams and a conference championship game, and increase the chance that you won't have to wait until 2014 for the teams to join.
They wont get extra TV money for adding those teams (except a limited amount from ESPN/ABC for a championship game)
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:37 pm

Hizzy has Baltimore & San Francisco way overrated.

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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:50 pm

I'm pretty sure we could get eleven people together here from the Pen and play better defense than either Toledo or Northern Illinois played tonight.

63-60

And they could've scored more if not for a couple of botched plays.
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