Ostensibly Hoops

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:23 am

rough stuff there rat--I think its a lot worse to watch a loved one slowly go rather then the quick heart attack or stroke or whatever. some might want a chance to say goodbye etc but me I'd rather go quick. So that's what I'll do when I'm ready in 30 or 40 years

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:56 am

Yeah, long goodbyes suck but at least you get to say it.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:30 am

everyone needs a deathbed moment where they can confess to some crazy shit just before they die that fucks up the family for a few years

"remember your pet duck I got you for your 3rd birthday? I had sex with it after your mother divorced me....."

"I buried $3 million in cash but I can't remember where"

"Your mother tried to drown you as a baby"

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:03 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Yeah, long goodbyes suck but at least you get to say it.

very important. The best man at my wedding's father had been taking care of his sick mother and died all of a sudden from a heart attack. His mother lived another 20 years. He expressed the same sentiment.

Right now, my GM is 98 years old, but has severe alzheimer's. There is nothing there when I go to see her.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:36 pm

When my dad was sick we were called down to the hospital in Jan of 94 because it was time. He rallied somehow and was his old self again. He realized he had little time so he flew in family and friends so he could say goodbye to all of us, tell us what he thought and wished for all of us. It was really cool. He died a month later (3 weeks before my wedding) but he got to do what his father couldn't. Again, it was really cool.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:50 pm

http://www.arizonawildcats.com/sports/m ... izspu.html

LOL

Where is Onion?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:55 pm

I'll never forget my mom's last words to me: she called me close, with a room full of family, and said in a weak, trembling voice, "You need a haircut."

She died a few minutes later. Heh.

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:57 pm

http://www.arizonawildcats.com/sports/m ... izspu.html

LOL

Where is Onion?

Good thing it's an exhibition. They'll be able to act like it never happened

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:14 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I'll never forget my mom's last words to me: she called me close, with a room full of family, and said in a weak, trembling voice, "You need a haircut."

She died a few minutes later. Heh.

Did you get one or did you stay a dirty hippie?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:24 pm

Got one the next day.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:32 pm

So you finally listened to her.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:38 am

saw Steve Jobs last words as reported by his sister

"and his final three monosyllabic words as he stared into the distance past their shoulders: OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW."

same words I uttered early sunday am despite my wifes feeble resistance

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:41 am

What was the third one?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:11 pm

Willie Cauley committed to UK.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:01 pm

yea I read that . I think he is only our second commit for 2012 not counting the kid that transferred from NC St.

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:20 pm

same words I uttered early sunday am despite my wifes feeble resistance

So my first thought when I read this is that crash's wife vagina offers no resistance and was loose as a prostitute masterbating with a cu-tip. But that's probably in the wrong light. Then it made me think that she was just lying there. But wanting to give crash the benefit of the doubt, I suspect his wife tried to resist his animal magnetism but just couldn't hold out.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:00 pm

POint 1 false Pilates does very good stuff
Point 2 started that way
Point 3 after 30 years resistance is futile

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:19 pm

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BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:31 pm

Durant > MJ.

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:22 pm

So the Big East replaced Pitt, Syracuse, and WV with the teams that finished 7th, 9th, and 11th in C-USA?

Wonder how Pitino and the other BE coaches feel about that?

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