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Re: Florida Gators

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:59 pm

I didn't know you lived in Florida. What part?
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by GBJs » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:01 pm

bluetick wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:I have no doubt that you do not find 'bammer' objectionable. None. Whether that is a testament to your educational background, your upbringing, or your football allegiance, I can only speculate. If I had to guess, I would imagine that it is a combination of all three.

Where are my manners? Allow me to communicate in a fashion you can more easily understand:

Yore mama and dem utter vol fans done tawt you ain't nuttin wrong with that word a cow's age ago or ya dun lernt it in skool. Reckon all of it.
I saw what you did there. That was awesome.

Alistair Cook-to-Jethro Bodine in 6 seconds flat. Damn. Nation. You're like a speech shape-shifter..
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by GBJs » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:03 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I didn't know you lived in Florida. What part?
Jacksonville. Stationed at the old NAS Cecil Field for most of the 9 years in the Navy. Strange thing is that's where I work now. In the same hangar I was stationed in with VFA-132.
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by GBJs » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:07 pm

In other news, Chizik says he's keeping Trotter as the starter. That's one smart coach the Barners got themselves.

...gotta keep everyone in the conversation...

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... hizik-says
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by bluetick » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:07 pm

So GBJ - are you now Cal Naughton Jr. to AA's Ricky Bobby?

Just type in Shake 'n Bake, bro. Save yerself some head scratchin'.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:08 pm

I knew you had a connection to j-ville, but I thought you had moved.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:14 pm

bluetick wrote:So GBJ - are you now Cal Naughton Jr. to AA's Ricky Bobby?

Just type in Shake 'n Bake, bro. Save yerself some head scratchin'.
Don't steal my stuff, make a change, but keep the intent intact and repackage it. Or if you do, at least wait a bit.
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by bluetick » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:21 pm

I will quit the field, AA. But first...I want you to say

"I

love

crepes."
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:27 pm

The analogy does not fit, Tick. You've never been close to getting me in an arm bar - literal or figurative.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:49 pm

GBJs wrote:In other news, Chizik says he's keeping Trotter as the starter. That's one smart coach the Barners got themselves.

...gotta keep everyone in the conversation...

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... hizik-says
Trotter is terrible, but Chiz is smart not to make Keil Frazier - a true freshman - the new captain of the Titanic that our offense is this year.

And you are way behind the times, GBJ; the term "Barner" is not what Bama fans call Auburn fans anymore. The new term is "boogs." AA, please bring GBJ up to speed.
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by GBJs » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:59 pm

bluetick wrote:So GBJ - are you now Cal Naughton Jr. to AA's Ricky Bobby?

Just type in Shake 'n Bake, bro. Save yerself some head scratchin'.
Heh.

I've never seen Talladega Nights. I prefer much higher comedy such as Storage Wars, or UT football.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:00 pm

I haven't heard 'boogs' - wouldn't use it or 'Barner'.
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by GBJs » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:02 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:
GBJs wrote:In other news, Chizik says he's keeping Trotter as the starter. That's one smart coach the Barners got themselves.

...gotta keep everyone in the conversation...

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... hizik-says
Trotter is terrible, but Chiz is smart not to make Keil Frazier - a true freshman - the new captain of the Titanic that our offense is this year.

And you are way behind the times, GBJ; the term "Barner" is not what Bama fans call Auburn fans anymore. The new term is "boogs." AA, please bring GBJ up to speed.
If you think "boogs" is up to speed, perhaps you should get out more often. If you want REAL high comedy, try reading through some of the comments on the UA and AU threads at al.com. Each person trying to out - idiot the other.
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:13 pm

I regularly read al.com, but rarely read the comments section. For the same reason I also rarely read the message boards on ITAT. Too many middle-age Jiffy Lube managers spouting conspiracy theories and know more about coaching than the current coaching staff that just won a NC.

But sometimes, if I'm in the right mood, it is a hoot to read.
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:47 pm

Yet you read here.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Hacksaw » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:01 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:What's funny is that Vol has lived most of his life outside the state of Tennessee. Hmmmm....
Not sure what's "funny" about that.

For the benefit of those who might not get your reference, I should probably give a little bit of background about myself...

I was born in NE Tennessee, all of my family is from there on both my Mom's and Dad's sides. Grew up rooting for the Vols throughout my childhood from as far back as I can remember. Went to UT straight out of high school. Still have fond memories of being 18 and sitting in the student section at Neyland -- screaming my head off while some guy named Reggie White made the biggest crowd I had ever been a part of erupt like maniacs.

With all of that in mind, if you're still confused about why I am a Tennessee Vol, then congratulations...you can now join AA's club and immediately double the membership.
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Re: Florida Gators

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Re: Florida Gators

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by 10ac » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:11 pm

That was photo shopped, here's the actual picture.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by GBJs » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:50 pm

Hacksaw wrote:Not sure what's "funny" about that.
I saw what you did there! Well played.
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