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Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:15 pm

When approaching the gallows, the condemned often taunt their executioners. They want to cling to a last shred of personal dignity because it beats sobbing, begging for mercy, and soiling themselves.

Some pull off the bravado better than Tick. But I probably won't do any better when I'm staring at the same noose in late November.

The Gray Ghost · Post by **The Gray Ghost** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:01 am

Methinks AA makes quite a fuss on the term 'Bammer' which is not spoken to be funny, it's just a simple shorthand usage along the same tone as saying 'Bama'. If someone uses 'gayturd' I couldn't care less; it just makes them look/sound like a kid in the 3rd grade

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:44 am

The Gray Ghost wrote:...it just makes them look/sound like a kid in the 3rd grade

Exactly my thoughts on the former, as well. Make no mistake, 'Bammer' is just as pejorative and just as juvenile - which is fine the first few hundred times. After a while, it becomes tedious, unfunny and sad to see people go out of their way* to head back to grade school on these boards.

(*In written communication, one is tasked with two extra keystrokes to adulterate 'Bama')

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:26 am

Buck Fammer!

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:26 am

No doubt AA puts his section on notice when they strike up "rammer-jammer."

"Fellow revelers - please! Kindly refrain from this loutish behavior or I will don my chapeaux and exit the premises!"

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:33 am

No need to put anyone on notice in my section. The words to that cheer do not now, nor have they ever, included the word 'bammer'. Good God, man. We're not Tennessee Hilljacks.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:41 am

Gayturds
The Barn
The Tutor-C Vals
The Buttsniffers in Silver Britches
The Starkvegas Buttsniffers
The Bunghole Tiggers
Ole Piss Black Bears
The Candy Commodes
The Mildcats
The Gaycocks
Bammer Payroll Tide (or Crime-scene Tide)

I'm not sure I've heard one for Arkansas. Anyone?

The Gray Ghost · Post by **The Gray Ghost** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:21 am

ok, 'Bammer' is an immature affront, while 'Bama' is not. The difference is so obvious. Now is it "Bama" or "bama"? Is it kosher to lead with an apostrophe as in 'bama? I lost my official AA Style Book on college nicknames.

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:30 am

You're playin' with fire, Ghost.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:45 am

The Gray Ghost wrote:ok, 'Bammer' is an immature affront, while 'Bama' is not. The difference is so obvious.

Correct.

To the rest of your gibberish, spell 'Bama' however you wish. Use 'Bammer' if that is what you deem clever or cute. It is certainly within your rights - i.e., every man has the right to look childish and uneducated - and I will not stand in your way. I, however, reserve the right to lambast, critique and otherwise comment on its usage at my leisure.

Good day to you, sir or madam.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:47 am

Hacksaw wrote:You're playin' with fire, Ghost.

Good God. It looks like Hacksaw has found another Batman to play Robin to.

Sad, really.

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:41 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/products ... id=3331066

Alabammer: How southerners say the word 'Alabama'. Also any person from the state of Alabama, or anyone who speaks with a heavy sourthern accent reminiscent of Alabaman speech.

Speaking as a casual observer... there's nothing incendiary here that I can see .

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:53 pm

I have no doubt that you do not find 'bammer' objectionable. None. Whether that is a testament to your educational background, your upbringing, or your football allegiance, I can only speculate. If I had to guess, I would imagine that it is a combination of all three.

Where are my manners? Allow me to communicate in a fashion you can more easily understand:

Yore mama and dem utter vol fans done tawt you ain't nuttin wrong with that word a cow's age ago or ya dun lernt it in skool. Reckon all of it.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:35 pm

Well, we can educate ignorance. Tolerance in this kinder, gentler, PC world?

... Uh, no...

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:44 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I have no doubt that you do not find 'bammer' objectionable. None. Whether that is a testament to your educational background, your upbringing, or your football allegiance, I can only speculate. If I had to guess, I would imagine that it is a combination of all three.

Where are my manners? Allow me to communicate in a fashion you can more easily understand:

Yore mama and dem utter vol fans done tawt you ain't nuttin wrong with that word a cow's age ago or ya dun lernt it in skool. Reckon all of it.

I saw what you did there. That was awesome.

Alistair Cook-to-Jethro Bodine in 6 seconds flat. Damn. Nation. You're like a speech shape-shifter..

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:45 pm

You're quoting the urban dictionary? On things Southern? Good God man. You need some beans and corn bread.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:46 pm

Hacksaw wrote:Buck Fammer!

Thank goodness there's at least ONE Vol with some salt left.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:48 pm

What's funny is that Vol has lived most of his life outside the state of Tennessee. Hmmmm....

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:57 pm

I can attest to that not calming college football embers. I've been in Florida since 1985 save one more training stint at NAAS Millington near Memphis. 48 years old...26 in Florida give or take a few months.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:59 pm

And it's spelled Tenerce.

...just trying to keep everyone in the conversation...

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