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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by aTm » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:32 pm

Two different laws. Its illegal to actually have sex with someone under the age of consent.

These states I think are actually writing these "attempted sexual assualt" laws specifically so the cops can run these stings.

So basically Law #1 says you cant actually have sex with someone underage, and Law #2 says you cant "attempt" to have sex with someone you think is underage.
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:57 pm

aTm wrote:Two different laws. Its illegal to actually have sex with someone under the age of consent.

These states I think are actually writing these "attempted sexual assualt" laws specifically so the cops can run these stings.

So basically Law #1 says you cant actually have sex with someone underage, and Law #2 says you cant "attempt" to have sex with someone you think is underage.

talk about bitter - sitting in jail because you didn't have sex with a person that doesn't exist
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Post by Dora » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:55 pm

>talk about bitter - sitting in jail because you didn't have sex with a person that doesn't exist

What if he had confessed to having sex with her?
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Post by billy bob bocephus » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:08 pm

"...whatever the cops say it is. "thoughtcrime" is a reality...."

ah, so the guy's non de plume is 'Winston Smith'...
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:51 pm

Dora wrote:>talk about bitter - sitting in jail because you didn't have sex with a person that doesn't exist

What if he had confessed to having sex with her?

He'd be in a psychiatry ward?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:26 pm

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:10 pm

Im sure if you looked at a pic of you the same year WS came out and we all beat off to her to a pic of you today, you'd probably ask the same question.
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:21 pm

don't be talking bout beatin off to no pics of me
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Cats rule » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:43 am

i'd still do her...not necessarily stone-cold sober, but still
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Post by Ron Mexico » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:25 am

Looks like eCat is leaving Vegas a day early:


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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:24 am

dag!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:25 am

Cats rule wrote:i'd still do her...not necessarily stone-cold sober, but still
it would have to be a "its either this or nothing" situation for me
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Stormaktstiden » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:46 pm

The real question is, if you were doing her and then you realized Steven Segal was jerking off in the closet, would you be able to finish anyway? Tough call. Especially if he was making that one face he makes when he's under stress with the Spock eyebrow. Don't think I could hit the finish line under those conditions.
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Post by AugustWest » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:29 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Post by Saint » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:22 am

what's up with the balloon tits fascination, augie?
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:39 am

I like balloons and I like tits. balloons tits combine two of my favorite things.
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Post by Saint » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:02 am

that's pure Mook thinking there
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:29 am

Works for me.
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Post by Cats rule » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:40 pm

that girl has abnormally small hands...
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:48 pm

You just like that so it makes your dick look bigger.
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