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Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:18 pm

Gotta love kickball.

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_ ... elebration

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:35 pm

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuusss...

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dir ... sow-wp1029

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:33 am

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BUTTONS?!!

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:17 am

Jungle Rat wrote:WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BUTTONS?!!

If they were up your ass, you would know it.

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:27 am

Along with all that other stuff, I doubt it.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:24 pm

Hey, I just found my dvd remote.

Stormaktstiden · Post by **Stormaktstiden** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:20 am

Obviously this guy is a terrorist. Ban.

Dora · Post by **Dora** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:29 am

Call the FBI.

Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:40 am

I was surprised at Schalke's ineptitude yesterday. Not that I expected them to get through over two legs, but I thought they'd do better at home and have a chance at a draw at least. More importantly, things are trending Madrid's way now. Mourinho seems to be in Guardiola's head, Madrid is on great form, Barca looks tired, and Iniesta is out today (might like to have Cesc for cover about now). All that and today's game is about a toss up from the oddsmakers, which shows how much respect Barca get ordinarily.

The Talent · Post by **The Talent** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:14 pm

Barca is, undoubtedly, a brilliant side -- but they can fuck themselves. This is disgraceful. Madrid aren't too far behind. The sheer volume of shit fucking awful dives and whining to/surrounding the referee is a fucking disgrace. I'd rather watch ManU carve S04 up 11 times out of 10 than watch this shit.

Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:43 pm

Not me, I'd rather watch Messi pick his nose for 90 minutes than anything Man U and Schalke can produce, but point taken that it was mostly rubbish. Too much diving and card solicitation and the red was unjustified, but still, Mourinho can only blame himself since Madrid's strategy was to disrupt the Barca rhythm through cheap fouls in the middle of the field. They've got a ton of talent, but he goes with three defensive mids cluttering up the middle in Pepe, Diarra, and Xabi Alonso, and leaves Kaka, Benzema, and Higuain out completely while only bringing on Adebayor when he pulls off Oezil. I don't know if they could beat Barca playing attacking soccer and starting one or two more creative, attacking threats to score, but I would've liked to find out in the home leg coming off the Copa del Rey success and destroying a good Valencia team on the road last weekend.

The Talent · Post by **The Talent** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:40 am

I can't stand Barca's diving, theatrics and grotesque "posse whining". Fuck them. I won't let their skill and brilliance color my judgment on that.

Your criticisms of Real are absolutely fair. On the whole, it was a completely horrible match. Not even Messi's 2nd lent it any redeeming qualities. I would have rather watched a Stoke-Albion fixture. At least I'd know I'm watching honest effort.

In short, I fear that as the match begins, I'll find myself rooting for ManU in the final. Fucking hell.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:52 am

I'm sure bartha will play a beautiful game up 2 away goals in the net leg. Maybe even go for the killer secret weapon, the "fake it tip we are TWO men up" stratagem.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:52 am

Way to go Real Salt Lake. Go back to sucking on a bag of dicks.

Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:26 am

The Talent wrote:I can't stand Barca's diving, theatrics and grotesque "posse whining". Fuck them. I won't let their skill and brilliance color my judgment on that.

Your criticisms of Real are absolutely fair. On the whole, it was a completely horrible match. Not even Messi's 2nd lent it any redeeming qualities. I would have rather watched a Stoke-Albion fixture. At least I'd know I'm watching honest effort.

In short, I fear that as the match begins, I'll find myself rooting for ManU in the final. Fucking hell.

I can mostly understand that point of view, right up to the "find myself rooting for ManU" part.

And yeah, nice job by Real Salt Lake. Get a draw with two away goals in Mexico and shit the bed at home. Pitiful.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:31 am

Congrats to Fulham's new all-time leading goalscorer, Clint Dempsey.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:32 am

an seriously? 130+ years and the best anyopne could do is 33 goals? Hell one of the guys with 32 is also an American. WTF, Fulham?

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:36 am

There has to be some caveat to that "record" that I'm missing. Only Premier League goals and only in the Premier League era maybe?

Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:40 am

Right, it's for the Premier League era.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:38 pm

He scores with his left, he scores with his right. That boy, Clint Dempsey, makes Drogba look shite!

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