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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri May 02, 2025 2:00 pm

He would have been a good spot up shooter on the Phil Jackson Bulls or Lakers, admittedly.

He was playing against plumbers and garage mechanics in his own time tho. Even more so for Wilt the Stilt.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri May 02, 2025 3:54 pm

I think your temple would be a good spot to shoot you...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 02, 2025 6:11 pm

this was his college stats and while I'm sure college players today are better athletes, I would argue they aren't better as complete teams.

Maravich led LSU never beat UK. Their strategy was to recognize that he was going to get his points, but the LSU team as a whole wouldn't score more than 65 points or so , so Rupp just made sure they clamped down on the rest of the team. Maravich was handicapped by having his father as coach and choosing LSU to be with him.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri May 02, 2025 7:12 pm

Why does Tree hate white basketball players?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri May 02, 2025 7:59 pm

Bird > Lebron
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat May 03, 2025 10:03 am

Maravich > Bird
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue May 06, 2025 1:17 pm

This topic was at the bottom of the list just now (sorted by last post date/time, most recent at top). I’ve never seen it at the bottom, ever.

Anyway, the Celtics took PSF to a whole new level last night. Any current day player who has the nerve or audacity to refer to players from 30-40 years ago (the Jordan era) as “plumbers” needs to be punched in the mouth. Today’s NBA is nothing more than team H-O-R-S-E.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue May 06, 2025 1:27 pm

Second Row Joe better make some adjustments, and Tatum needs to get over that imprinting done on him by K. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue May 06, 2025 1:28 pm

hedge wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 10:03 am Maravich > Bird
From Kinston's own, Cedric "Cornbread" Maxwell:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2025 2:23 pm

"Anyway, the Celtics took PSF to a whole new level last night."

The Knicks made almost the same percentage from behind the arc last night as they did from the free throw line...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue May 06, 2025 4:07 pm

I mean, the Celtics missed 45 threes last night.

That’s fucking ridiculous.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2025 4:31 pm

Robert Parish and Kevin McHale are not walking thru that door..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue May 06, 2025 6:40 pm

They’d probably be told to just rebound and pass the ball back behind the arc.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed May 07, 2025 10:50 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Thu May 08, 2025 10:23 am

Celtics missed 30 more 3’s last night. Pathetic.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat May 10, 2025 8:08 am

All in

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon May 12, 2025 10:21 pm

This just in. The Celtics suck.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue May 13, 2025 5:25 am

Second Row Joe's coaching is a problem. This system is unsustainable, and Tatum will be lucky to be back by the All Star Break next season if this is an achilles rupture.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed May 14, 2025 4:00 pm



Thanks for wasting his one year, Hube...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu May 15, 2025 2:41 pm

From IC. Recorded the highest Max Vert (43 inches) on the day. Also recorded a Standing Vert of 37.5 inches. 7' wingspan.

For comparison sake, Flagg's Max Vert was 35.5 inches.
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