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Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2025 12:32 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Tree wrote: ↑Wed May 07, 2025 10:02 pm
I've never seen that before, that is one of the better ones
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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hedge wrote: ↑Thu May 08, 2025 12:32 am
my daughter will be first in line to see that, she loves that shit
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 12, 2025 11:13 am

So a homosexual boy got his very first kiss from a woman and that woman just happened to be Katy Perry, the astronaut! Maybe he got his first moral, healthy, natural hard on, and she cured him from lusting a man’s hairy asshole?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Mon May 12, 2025 12:43 pm

Not a fan of that hairdo she got. Otherwise still completely bangable.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 12, 2025 12:55 pm

Why is IB talking about lusting a man's hairy asshole? Seriously dude, keep that shit to yourself.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 13, 2025 2:13 am

I read this book in high school

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue May 13, 2025 5:24 am

I wish you would take a long walk off of a short pier straight into water infested with starving alligators.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 13, 2025 7:55 am

GO GATORS!
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Post by Dave23 » Tue May 13, 2025 9:07 am

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Post by Tree » Tue May 13, 2025 12:13 pm

I think I did too. Not enough there for a feature length film iirc. Plus it was already done with Running Man, which did work theatrically.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue May 13, 2025 6:47 pm

I never made this connection

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue May 13, 2025 7:23 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon May 12, 2025 11:13 am So a homosexual boy got his very first kiss from a woman and that woman just happened to be Katy Perry, the astronaut! Maybe he got his first moral, healthy, natural hard on, and she cured him from lusting a man’s hairy asshole?
you didn't read the community notes

he was busted for child porn
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue May 13, 2025 8:14 pm

The DA in the Dirty Harry clip is Dean Wormer from Animal House...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Double secret probation!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 13, 2025 11:58 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 7:23 pm
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon May 12, 2025 11:13 am So a homosexual boy got his very first kiss from a woman and that woman just happened to be Katy Perry, the astronaut! Maybe he got his first moral, healthy, natural hard on, and she cured him from lusting a man’s hairy asshole?
you didn't read the community notes

he was busted for child porn
eeewww

you are correct, I did not read it. I don't have any social media accounts so I couldn't log in to read any comments.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Thu May 15, 2025 11:26 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Fri May 16, 2025 12:19 am

It appears (and I am shocked to say this) that they really do intend to do that Barbarella remake. I can't even imagine for even a second that Sydney Sweeney would agree to do that opening scene of undressing all the way to nude without gravity the way Jane Fonda did in 1968, just days after we repealed the Hayes code.
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