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- aTm
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Re: Baseball
An aluminum bat is not a bat and never has been, except in leagues that rewrote their rulebook to make them legal.
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- innocentbystander
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Re: Baseball
Yes college baseball, high school baseball, little league baseball, all the baseball leagues that are not really baseball and are okay with playing a flawed and broken game because the players have no business playing baseball.
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Re: Baseball
Exactly!
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Re: Baseball
Aluminum bats are for pussies. Plus, in MLB, they'd kill someone.innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:10 pm Well you still haven’t admitted that Major League Baseball prohibits aluminum bats because to do so would ruin the game.
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Exactly. Which is exactly why I was right and correct to be so dismissive and disrespecting of the college world series last year. Its a joke. (Ping!)
The best baseball players turn pro out of high school and go right into the single A farm league (no aluminum there.) No ping.
The best baseball players turn pro out of high school and go right into the single A farm league (no aluminum there.) No ping.
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That is correct.Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 7:02 pmAluminum bats are for pussies. Plus, in MLB, they'd kill someone.innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:10 pm Well you still haven’t admitted that Major League Baseball prohibits aluminum bats because to do so would ruin the game.
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Re: Baseball
"Aluminum bats are for pussies."
So you're saying anyone looking to pummel IB with a bat should use an aluminum one?
So you're saying anyone looking to pummel IB with a bat should use an aluminum one?
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Re: Baseball
A baseball bat is "one piece of solid wood" and has been since 1870. That's 98 years before aluminum bats were ever produced. MLB has never prohibited aluminum bats, just like they havent prohibited titanium bats, gold bats, chromium bats, rubber bats, using a golf club, or a frying pan, or the barrel of a rifle, or any number of other things that aren't baseball bats and therefore have never been legal under the rules.
Youth leagues and the NCAA adopted facsimile bats that aren’t legal under the rules of baseball to "save money" wasted on replacing broken bats.
Youth leagues and the NCAA adopted facsimile bats that aren’t legal under the rules of baseball to "save money" wasted on replacing broken bats.
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Re: Baseball
What about a brick bat?
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I feel dumber every time I read IB’s posts on this topic. I’m staying out.
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Baseball
aTm nailed it.
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Re: Baseball
aTm wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 11:24 am A baseball bat is "one piece of solid wood" and has been since 1870. That's 98 years before aluminum bats were ever produced. MLB has never prohibited aluminum bats, just like they havent prohibited titanium bats, gold bats, chromium bats, rubber bats, using a golf club, or a frying pan, or the barrel of a rifle, or any number of other things that aren't baseball bats and therefore have never been legal under the rules.
Youth leagues and the NCAA adopted facsimile bats that legal under the rules of baseball to "save money" wasted on replacing broken bats.
Yeah? So what? The NCAA didn't replace shoulder pads and knee pads that might break and tear with bubble wrap to "save money" with football. And so, unlike baseball, the sport is still a sport at that level.
aTm, if you will remember correctly, you got your panties in a twist because I denigrated NCAA baseball and said that the college "world series" was a joke, silly, because of PING! The aluminum bat ruined the sport of baseball at the college level. I regard college baseball with about as much respect as I do, girl's sports. And you got all pissy with me about that last year. Now you are gaslighting.
I am sure everything you said is true here. But that doesn't matter because my point from day one is still true. College baseball is NOT baseball because of PING! That makes a fantastic sport, flawed. It makes it a joke.
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Re: Baseball
You, my non-friend, are an idiot.
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Re: Baseball
You could've left out the last 3 words of that first sentence...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Baseball
Hedge you should have left out the last 12 words
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Re: Baseball
One of them was a number...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.