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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:32 am

its the second round of the ncaa tournament and there are more Pitino's in the tourney than ACC teams
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Mar 22, 2025 10:41 am

Big Ten: 8-0
WCC: 2-0
Big 12: 6-1
Big East: 4-2
SEC: 8-6
Mountain West: 2-2
ACC: 2-3

I guess the playin game counts.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:23 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:26 pm

sardis wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 10:41 am Big Ten: 8-0
WCC: 2-0
Big 12: 6-1
Big East: 4-2
SEC: 8-6
Mountain West: 2-2
ACC: 2-3

I guess the playin game counts.
None of this shit matters if the dreaded evil empire of North Carolina (the empire of which we do not speak) wins the national championship.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Mar 22, 2025 2:27 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 22, 2025 6:12 pm

Fuck Calipari
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Mar 22, 2025 6:31 pm

GO CAL!!!


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:57 pm

St Johns looked a step slow the whole game. Won’t be surprised to see Arkansas bow out Thursday either.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:04 pm

eCat wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:32 am its the second round of the ncaa tournament and there are more Pitino's in the tourney than ACC teams
Cal has more NCAA Tournament wins at Arkansas than he had in his last five years at Kentucky combined.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:05 pm

And I can't wait until there are NO ACC teams left.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:21 pm

Creighton-Auburn game has been.... outstanding. Neither team is playing perfectly because both teams are setting schemes to stop what the OTHER TEAM wants to do! Both coaches are really coaching.

BYU tips off in 10 minutes. Hell of a set of games tonight.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:08 am

The Anti k* wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:04 pm
eCat wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:32 am its the second round of the ncaa tournament and there are more Pitino's in the tourney than ACC teams
Cal has more NCAA Tournament wins at Arkansas than he had in his last five years at Kentucky combined.
Ooh! That's gotta feel like sitting on a tack.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:18 am

that's why Cal is at Arkansas

Cal has more sweet 16 appearances than Arkansas

so pick your stats.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:40 am

that said, I think UK loses today.

seems like Illini has figured out how to be a good team at the right time.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:12 am

say what you will about Pitino but he benched arguably his most important player the last part of the game because the guy was playing for himself and taking off on defense.

Going back to Derek Anderson not playing in the '97 title game, its weird that Pitino is all about character in the game of basketball but has had some bad missteps in his persona life.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 12:40 pm

Florida is making me nervous. They're just not playing their game. Hurley has a good plan.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:22 pm

Didn't look good for them but Florida surges ahead at the end. RIP UConn. Had a nice run.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:29 pm

that bullshit pull down foul UConn tried should be a technical. Its a no clock used attempt to get a foul. John Thompson would try that in big games in that situation

Its a desperate attempt by a shit coach
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:43 pm

Whew

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 23, 2025 5:55 pm

Oh, the aiissssholes in ol Kentuck are tight as bellies coming outta Golden Corral

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