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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 05, 2025 8:32 am

reading this thread you would have thought UNC was losing. A 32 point win
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 05, 2025 9:23 am

a takes a little more now for me to hop up and scream watching a game. This did it

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 05, 2025 10:36 am

That dunk kinda reminded me of this one, same court, same basket:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 05, 2025 10:59 am

no it didn't, you just wanted to post that
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:49 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 2:42 am
Tree wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 9:18 pm How is UNC on the bubble, outside looking in no less. I could have coached this team to a 4-5 seed in my sleep.
That's IB level ignorance
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:46 pm

eCat wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 10:59 am no it didn't, you just wanted to post that
It actually did, but Noel's was better...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:58 pm

you guys wouldn't shut the fuck up about that dunk for weeks

but I get it, Tayshaun Prince haunts you guys
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 05, 2025 9:04 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:49 pm
DooKSucks wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 2:42 am
Tree wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 9:18 pm How is UNC on the bubble, outside looking in no less. I could have coached this team to a 4-5 seed in my sleep.
That's IB level ignorance
Yes DS I am sure you are correct about Tree’s ignorance. Everyone knows that this UNC team could have been coached to at worst, a 3 seed, in anyone else’s sleep.
That’s a weak attempt at trolling.

Anyone who has watched this team knows how poorly constructed and poorly coached it has been. They have feasted on weak competition recently and only have one Q1 win.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Mar 05, 2025 9:24 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 9:04 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:49 pm
DooKSucks wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 2:42 am

That's IB level ignorance
Yes DS I am sure you are correct about Tree’s ignorance. Everyone knows that this UNC team could have been coached to at worst, a 3 seed, in anyone else’s sleep.
That’s a weak attempt at trolling.

Anyone who has watched this team knows how poorly constructed and poorly coached it has been. They have feasted on weak competition recently and only have one Q1 win.
I know

Every once in a while, even a powerhouse can miss the tournament.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 08, 2025 8:47 am

I read like 7 teams in the SEC have more quality wins than Duke

of course when the NCAA tournament starts, 4 of those teams will go out early and everyone will claim the SEC was overrated while ignoring the ACC will only have 1 team in the elite 8
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Sat Mar 08, 2025 2:27 pm

There were zero games this year in ACC play where a ranked team played another ranked team.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 08, 2025 3:56 pm

Good win for UK today. Seems like they are getting better with the bench
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 08, 2025 8:13 pm

I'd like to pop your noggin with a bench (I'll show myself out now)...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 08, 2025 9:57 pm

UNC played one of their better games of the year I think and still lost

rough times in Chapel Hill
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Mar 09, 2025 12:16 am

Flagg is a great college player but virtually no chance he’ll be a stud in the pros with his limited athleticism. The talking heads who say different don’t know how the NBA works.

He won’t even top JJ Reddick for best Dukie white boy.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 09, 2025 5:28 pm

I question whether he is ready for a physical game every night
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 09, 2025 5:36 pm

Hubert Davis’ second half coaching cost Carolina as much as anything, and Dook being red hot in the first ten minutes despite being closely guarded didn’t help.

In the end, it all falls on Hubert
1) he is the cause of the poor coaching
2) Dook being able to get those shots off was because they are bigger and more athletic. That’s recruiting, and that’s Hubert’s fault too.
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 09, 2025 5:57 pm

When wonder boy had 3 fouls in the first half I thought you guys would beat them.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 09, 2025 10:15 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Sun Mar 09, 2025 5:57 pm When wonder boy had 3 fouls in the first half I thought you guys would beat them.
That just shows how stupid you are
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