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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:19 am

he may be back, he may not. that's all I'm saying.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by TheBigMook » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:30 am

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:35 am

National Enquirer is saying Morgan Freeman is going to marry his step-granddaughter

He is 73, she is 27 - they want children

no idea how truthful it is.

umm...well done?
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:22 am

Yep, it's true. They've been dating publicly (ahem) for the past couple of years.

And yeah, it's a little shock and a little awe for me, too.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:30 am

eCat wrote:National Enquirer is saying Morgan Freeman is going to marry his step-granddaughter

He is 73, she is 27 - they want children

no idea how truthful it is.

umm...well done?
maybe, but definitely a "well done" goes to Heather Locklear at 50.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:20 am

eCat wrote:National Enquirer is saying Morgan Freeman is going to marry his step-granddaughter

He is 73, she is 27 - they want children

no idea how truthful it is.

umm...well done?
He will use the viagra and.....it will be the longest night of her life.......
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:01 pm

Saint wrote:he may be back, he may not. that's all I'm saying.
Shit. I know that you said "that's all I'm saying," but is he at least "ok?"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Cletus » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:37 pm

Saint wrote:he may be back, he may not. that's all I'm saying.
Did he ever move to SF? I remember him mentioning an impending move at some point in what feels like the recent past.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:38 pm

Damn, I would have bet money on the Cubs talk bringing Cletus out of lurk mode.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:37 pm

I think Cletus is still mad at e.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bluecat » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:46 pm

I read Stu's cryptic comments as "it all depends on the judge's ruling"...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:48 pm

I wasn't going to say anything but I agree....
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:14 am

all I can say is lock your doors if he knows where you live
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:18 am

Jungle Rat wrote:I think Cletus is still mad at e.

me? what did I do?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:22 am

Saint wrote:all I can say is lock your doors if he knows where you live

oh my god, its worse than I feared...he's a Jehovah's witness
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:17 am

eCat wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:I think Cletus is still mad at e.

me? what did I do?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:41 am

oh well, that explains alot
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:40 am

Bluecat wrote:I read Stu's cryptic comments as "it all depends on the judge's ruling"...
That can't be it, they allow internet in prison...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:08 pm

Did Hedge's defense include the phrase, "Sure she said she was 14 in the webchat, but I was pretty sure she was really 20!"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AugustWest » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:46 pm

more like, "I thought Baaaaaa meant I'm legal"
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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