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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Jan 15, 2025 10:35 pm

eCat wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:36 pm The next coach of Carolina is coaching on ESPN 2 tonight
Otzelberger is a rising star.

But I know you meant Self...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 15, 2025 10:53 pm

No I meant iowa st
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Jan 15, 2025 11:03 pm

My sarcasm needs some work.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 16, 2025 1:51 pm

So does your face.

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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 17, 2025 10:34 pm

barring a collapse in which we lose nearly every single game the rest of the season, Hubert gets another year. Will Otzelberger be available next off-season? Can Carolina match the cash offered by a SEC or B10 school? I'm far from getting my hopes up on that front and have relegated myself to hoping Wes Miller works out.

Speaking of Miller...TAK, have you heard what happened between him and his wife? They split up, but I haven't heard anything about it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Fri Jan 17, 2025 11:25 pm

Not sure, DS. But they were split before he took the UC job.


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:30 am

UK fans thought that Gillispie being single and singular focused on basketball was as great thing until we realized he was a psycho.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:31 am

DooKSucks wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2025 10:34 pm barring a collapse in which we lose nearly every single game the rest of the season, Hubert gets another year. Will Otzelberger be available next off-season? Can Carolina match the cash offered by a SEC or B10 school? I'm far from getting my hopes up on that front and have relegated myself to hoping Wes Miller works out.

Speaking of Miller...TAK, have you heard what happened between him and his wife? They split up, but I haven't heard anything about it.
I get why but its a stupid move on UNC to retain Davis one more year and lose out on an obvious candidate like Otzel.

Its a game changing moment for the program in an era where winning and revenue are a premium to the quality of life at the school

The AD needs to go if he doesn't act on this out of sentimentality. No one outside of Chapel Hill would fault UNC from moving on from Davis.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 18, 2025 12:35 pm

Wes Miller sucks. Great recruiter, bad coach.

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eCat wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:31 am
DooKSucks wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2025 10:34 pm barring a collapse in which we lose nearly every single game the rest of the season, Hubert gets another year. Will Otzelberger be available next off-season? Can Carolina match the cash offered by a SEC or B10 school? I'm far from getting my hopes up on that front and have relegated myself to hoping Wes Miller works out.

Speaking of Miller...TAK, have you heard what happened between him and his wife? They split up, but I haven't heard anything about it.
I get why but its a stupid move on UNC to retain Davis one more year and lose out on an obvious candidate like Otzel.

Its a game changing moment for the program in an era where winning and revenue are a premium to the quality of life at the school

The AD needs to go if he doesn't act on this out of sentimentality. No one outside of Chapel Hill would fault UNC from moving on from Davis.
Otzelberger is a really good coach, but I don't think he's leaving Iowa State. His wife played basketball there and TJ just signed a contract extension.

But I'd be ecstatic to be wrong.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 18, 2025 5:26 pm

Bammer?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Jan 18, 2025 5:32 pm

Get Hubert's worthless ass out!!!!!! Let Kentucky have Caleb Wilson. I want to blow the entire program up and start over.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Jan 18, 2025 5:34 pm

There will be way more Duke fans in Boston tonight than there will be Eagle fans.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Jan 18, 2025 6:26 pm

@ Wake (Loss)
BC (Win)
@ Pitt (Loss)
@ dook* (Loss)
Pitt (Win)
@ Clemson (Loss)
@ Syracuse (Win)
State (Win)
Virginia (Win)
@ FSU (Loss)
Miami (Win)
@ Va Tech ((Win)
dook* (Loss)

19-13, 12-8 ACC
UCLA & Dayton will no longer be Q1 wins
That is not a tournament worthy record. And I was generous on the W’s. This team could easily go fetal position in all road games.. Two missed NCAA Tournaments in three years. Only Dohnut “accomplished” this at Carolina.

Fire Hubert!!!

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Post by aTm » Sat Jan 18, 2025 11:11 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 19, 2025 9:24 am

well for us its because your team beat the hell out of our PG and he was a game time decision
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Jan 19, 2025 1:38 pm

Auburn is the real deal. We could be looking at the next national champion. At this point, I say about, one-chance-in-ten (worst possible odds) that Auburn wins the whole thing.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:14 am

Brahs, have you ever noticed that Jeanene Girrafolo is the exact opposite of an actual giraffe?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 20, 2025 6:30 pm

UNC is coming up with CAISSHHH MONEY



here's the thing - I don't even care. What we've learned is a talented upper classman in the transfer portal is probably more effective than a 5 star freshmen looking to be a one and done.

so I'm happy to get the kid if he chooses UK, but I won't think twice about him if he chooses UNC. Especially if he takes a huge chunk of UNC's NIL money opening up the transfer portal for another Koby Brea/LaMont Butler level player
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Jan 20, 2025 6:51 pm

Caleb Wilson is Hube the Rube’s last ditch attempt to save his ass. His pitch to AJ Dybantsa was, “I need a player like you to showcase here.” Inside Carolina reported that UNC offered Dybantsa their biggest bag ever. They also stated Wilson got the 2nd highest offer they’ve ever made. This fool is probably paying Caleb Dybantsa money to come to Chapel Hill and be a program savior. Caleb is no AJ. I don’t care if we get him or not. I just hope Hubert Davis is not his coach.

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