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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:43 pm

Okay UNC gets it done again. Along with Iowa State. And UConn. And Kansas. And Auburn. Powers re-establishing themselves.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Jan 12, 2025 12:19 am

Utah State!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Jan 12, 2025 10:57 am

I’ve gotta say, this guy gets it. I don’t like liking the Kentucky coach!


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Post by eCat » Sun Jan 12, 2025 1:46 pm

Georgia beat two ranked teams at home this week. They shot 75 free throws in doing it
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Jan 12, 2025 3:01 pm

Georgia was very impressive. As was a 5 loss U-of-A (now 4-0 in the Big XII). Iowa State on Jan 27th and @ Kansas on March 8th (last game of the regular season) loom large and may tell us everything we need to know about Arizona.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 12, 2025 4:13 pm

aTm wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:28 pm Ugh. Yikes for Broome/Auburn
I saw it in real time. That's the type of sprain that will hamper him the rest of the season.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 12, 2025 4:14 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2025 10:57 am I’ve gotta say, this guy gets it. I don’t like liking the Kentucky coach!

I despise the fact that Mark Pope makes me like him.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 13, 2025 6:00 am

College Basketball today

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:21 pm

A&M is playing some dirty ball tonight. I didn’t think Buzz was like that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:28 pm

Not dirty enough
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:39 pm

Bad night to be an Indiana fan. First half they cheer to have their coach fired and then the fans leave at halftime
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:43 pm

I wish you were cut in half by a giant industrial fan and then set on fire afterwards as a nearby crowd cheered.
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:44 pm

You have issues man
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:44 pm

Clearly an A+.

Making my Costanza exit now, brahs.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 14, 2025 11:05 pm

Rarely has a top notch effort ("they need to start thinking outside the box") been followed up by such a stinker...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:38 am

Agreed…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Jan 15, 2025 10:50 am

Hubert’s on deck…


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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:46 pm

U of A got ‘er done again last night. Got a 27 point lead and took the rest of the game off because well, they could.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:36 pm

The next coach of Carolina is coaching on ESPN 2 tonight
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 15, 2025 10:13 pm

Man, what a difference a decade makes. They just mentioned Harrison Barnes, I thought he was pretty comparable to Prince/Dunleavey (remember that years-long quarrel I had with Crow about that?). Harrison was slightly better than either of them, but check out these numbers:

Dunleavey and Prince both entered the NBA in the 2002-03 season. Prince played 13 seasons, Dunleavy 14 seasons. Career stats for both of them (nearly identical across the board):

Dunleavey:
986 games, 11.2 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 2.2 apg, 44.1 2pt%, 37.7 3pt%, 80.3 ft% $84.5 million career earnings

Prince:
1017 games, 11.1 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 2.4 apg, 45.5 2pt%, 36.7 3pt%, 75.6 ft%, $81.7 million career earnings

Harrison Barnes has been marginally better than either of them, first season in the league was 2012-13 (currently in his 12th year in the league), but check out the career earnings number:

949 games, 13.9 ppg, 4.8 rpg, 1.8 apg, 45.7 2 pt%, 38.1 3pt%, 81.0 ft%, $184 million career earnings

That $184 million number is thru last season, dude is still playing and is set to make $18 million this year and $19 million next year for a total of $221 million, unless he keeps playing after that. Fuckin' nearly triple what either Prince or Dunleavy made for virtually the same production...
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