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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 09, 2024 1:18 pm

Well 25 year old would have wanted to fuck Annie Potts too, but he would focus more on me being fat and bald
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 11, 2024 11:53 am

this is great - the creativity in filming this is off the charts to me. Telling a perfect story without audio

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by sardis » Tue Nov 12, 2024 8:39 am

Yes, 60-70 year old women today are not like the 60-70 year olds of 20 years ago. They look great. Men, on the other hand, still look like they are ready to die.

I now live in an area where it’s mostly old wealthy folk, 60s and 70s. It’s not just that these women look good, but they know how to engage with men. There’s been a few social engagements where talking with one led me to think that I really want to take this woman home.
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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:00 pm

yep, the thing for me is, yea I see a 22 year old and I think she's attractive but I'd much rather be with a woman close to my age.

for 1. I have a daughter so that makes it weird

but 2 and most important, I hear them talk and it just makes my dick go soft.

Much more attracted to an older woman who has taken care of herself and has aged gracefully. I don't want botox or skin so tight on her face it looks like she is about to pop out of it.


There is a woman I was crazy about as a 20 year old and she wanted to go out with me, but I was serious about my first wife and didn't follow thru. She just asked to friend me on facebook about a year ago. She is still gorgeous. I think about her more than I should, not that I'd act on it.

Silver hair, beautiful face, perfect ass.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:15 pm

Pics?
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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 12, 2024 4:57 pm

this was a few weeks ago , I think she is 55

Image

she is the one that got away

of course I have to add that I think my wife can hang with her in looks

but you know - grass is always greener
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 13, 2024 10:38 am

Damn, she sure doesn't look fiddy five...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:31 pm

Why does every NHL coach look like a raging stage 5 alcoholic?
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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:36 pm

They're trying to emulate you?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:41 pm

Har har. C
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Nov 28, 2024 12:50 am

Wicked Part 1 was wicked good
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 29, 2024 10:34 am

Homo
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 29, 2024 1:17 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2024 10:34 amHomo
Well, Arianna Grande gave me an erection
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 30, 2024 10:35 am

The flying monkeys gave you an erection...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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