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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:39 pm

I'm almost to the point where I don't really care about the regular season. I watch the games but I don't really get too fired up or disappointed except for the big ones, which is basically Duke, UK, Kansas or whatever rotating ACC team that thinks they're hot shit in any given year and needs slapping down. You could throw UConne or UCLA in there but we usually don't play them in the regular season. Barely care about the ACC tourny unless it's Dook or the hot shit team that year that needs slapping down (if there even is one). Basically if we don't make it to the FF, I consider the season a dud, if we do make it to the FF, it doesn't really matter what happened during the season although obviously I do not want any loss to Dook anytime, but of course unless and until they beat us in the tourny, we have the all time trump card against them. Beating them in Derm for K's last home game ever wasn't bad either. I will admit I was kinda bummed out that we lost to Bama in the tourny last year, we definitely should've beaten them and gotten to the FF. Oh well..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:48 pm

I am conditioned to see Kansas and think "Carolina is going to lose." It's like being a Michigan State fan and seeing Carolina listed on the schedule.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 14, 2024 2:35 pm

I'm just happy to be excited about my team again. I've been bleh for 5 years now listening to Calipar talk about stupid shit and perform coaching malpractice
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:48 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 15, 2024 2:45 pm

Tyson fight -I think Tyson loses either because he takes a dive or he actually gets beat up. Don’t get me wrong, I would love to see a guy my age beat the dog shit out of a YouTube celebrity but he isn’t fighting Jake Paul, he is fighting Father Time, and he is undefeated
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:08 pm

Never piss off Tyson. One punch can set off something inside him into the killer he almost was.

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Post by aTm » Fri Nov 15, 2024 9:57 pm

Tyson is old as fuck
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 15, 2024 10:57 pm

Rosie Perez as a ringside announcer. How does that happen
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Nov 16, 2024 12:48 am

hedge wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:39 pm I'm almost to the point where I don't really care about the regular season. I watch the games but I don't really get too fired up or disappointed except for the big ones, which is basically Duke, UK, Kansas or whatever rotating ACC team that thinks they're hot shit in any given year and needs slapping down. You could throw UConne or UCLA in there but we usually don't play them in the regular season. Barely care about the ACC tourny unless it's Dook or the hot shit team that year that needs slapping down (if there even is one). Basically if we don't make it to the FF, I consider the season a dud, if we do make it to the FF, it doesn't really matter what happened during the season although obviously I do not want any loss to Dook anytime, but of course unless and until they beat us in the tourny, we have the all time trump card against them. Beating them in Derm for K's last home game ever wasn't bad either. I will admit I was kinda bummed out that we lost to Bama in the tourny last year, we definitely should've beaten them and gotten to the FF. Oh well..
I care about the conference tournament. Watching the ACC teams go at it 10 days before madness begins is nice. And the first couple weeks of the season against the huge OOC opponents in November is interesting. Other than that, I agree with you hedge.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Nov 16, 2024 12:49 am

eCat wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 10:57 pm Rosie Perez as a ringside announcer. How does that happen
She no longer has a career and she is willing to sit there and announce for peanuts in the hopes that people will remember her when she was hot in rollerskates in White men can't jump?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:40 am

Rosie is still yum. I’ve thought about that raspy voice busting a nut in my ear on more than one occasion.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 16, 2024 9:54 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Sun Nov 17, 2024 8:03 am

You can shit on her all you want but here Jeopardy run was amazing.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sun Nov 17, 2024 12:42 pm

That and Ross nailing Rachel were the two biggest farces ever recorded on film…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 19, 2024 10:45 am



the planets are aligning
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Nov 19, 2024 11:10 am

So the Maui brackets are out, then?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 19, 2024 7:44 pm

Where ya been?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 19, 2024 7:49 pm

Colluding with ChatGPT to absolve AI of everything...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 20, 2024 2:19 pm

I heard someone say this and it fits

you know when its like middle of August, its 96 degrees outside, its humid and as soon as you go outside your clothes stick to you. You are walking around , sweaty, hot and then you walk into an office building and you get hit with a blast of artic air and you just stand there and soak it in for a minute

That's what it feels like with Mark Pope as our coach.

Its just a different level. UK fans are hungry to hear basketball discussion, to see serious coaching, not fucking stories about his dog or some cliche' bullshit and Pope for now anyways understands that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Nov 20, 2024 2:55 pm

Finally, the pussy white boy ball youve craved.
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