Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I'm almost to the point where I don't really care about the regular season. I watch the games but I don't really get too fired up or disappointed except for the big ones, which is basically Duke, UK, Kansas or whatever rotating ACC team that thinks they're hot shit in any given year and needs slapping down. You could throw UConne or UCLA in there but we usually don't play them in the regular season. Barely care about the ACC tourny unless it's Dook or the hot shit team that year that needs slapping down (if there even is one). Basically if we don't make it to the FF, I consider the season a dud, if we do make it to the FF, it doesn't really matter what happened during the season although obviously I do not want any loss to Dook anytime, but of course unless and until they beat us in the tourny, we have the all time trump card against them. Beating them in Derm for K's last home game ever wasn't bad either. I will admit I was kinda bummed out that we lost to Bama in the tourny last year, we definitely should've beaten them and gotten to the FF. Oh well..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I am conditioned to see Kansas and think "Carolina is going to lose." It's like being a Michigan State fan and seeing Carolina listed on the schedule.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I'm just happy to be excited about my team again. I've been bleh for 5 years now listening to Calipar talk about stupid shit and perform coaching malpractice
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Tyson fight -I think Tyson loses either because he takes a dive or he actually gets beat up. Don’t get me wrong, I would love to see a guy my age beat the dog shit out of a YouTube celebrity but he isn’t fighting Jake Paul, he is fighting Father Time, and he is undefeated
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Never piss off Tyson. One punch can set off something inside him into the killer he almost was.
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Tyson is old as fuck
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Rosie Perez as a ringside announcer. How does that happen
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I care about the conference tournament. Watching the ACC teams go at it 10 days before madness begins is nice. And the first couple weeks of the season against the huge OOC opponents in November is interesting. Other than that, I agree with you hedge.hedge wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:39 pm I'm almost to the point where I don't really care about the regular season. I watch the games but I don't really get too fired up or disappointed except for the big ones, which is basically Duke, UK, Kansas or whatever rotating ACC team that thinks they're hot shit in any given year and needs slapping down. You could throw UConne or UCLA in there but we usually don't play them in the regular season. Barely care about the ACC tourny unless it's Dook or the hot shit team that year that needs slapping down (if there even is one). Basically if we don't make it to the FF, I consider the season a dud, if we do make it to the FF, it doesn't really matter what happened during the season although obviously I do not want any loss to Dook anytime, but of course unless and until they beat us in the tourny, we have the all time trump card against them. Beating them in Derm for K's last home game ever wasn't bad either. I will admit I was kinda bummed out that we lost to Bama in the tourny last year, we definitely should've beaten them and gotten to the FF. Oh well..
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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She no longer has a career and she is willing to sit there and announce for peanuts in the hopes that people will remember her when she was hot in rollerskates in White men can't jump?
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Rosie is still yum. I’ve thought about that raspy voice busting a nut in my ear on more than one occasion.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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You can shit on her all you want but here Jeopardy run was amazing.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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That and Ross nailing Rachel were the two biggest farces ever recorded on film…
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
the planets are aligning
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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So the Maui brackets are out, then?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Where ya been?
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Colluding with ChatGPT to absolve AI of everything...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I heard someone say this and it fits
you know when its like middle of August, its 96 degrees outside, its humid and as soon as you go outside your clothes stick to you. You are walking around , sweaty, hot and then you walk into an office building and you get hit with a blast of artic air and you just stand there and soak it in for a minute
That's what it feels like with Mark Pope as our coach.
Its just a different level. UK fans are hungry to hear basketball discussion, to see serious coaching, not fucking stories about his dog or some cliche' bullshit and Pope for now anyways understands that.
you know when its like middle of August, its 96 degrees outside, its humid and as soon as you go outside your clothes stick to you. You are walking around , sweaty, hot and then you walk into an office building and you get hit with a blast of artic air and you just stand there and soak it in for a minute
That's what it feels like with Mark Pope as our coach.
Its just a different level. UK fans are hungry to hear basketball discussion, to see serious coaching, not fucking stories about his dog or some cliche' bullshit and Pope for now anyways understands that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Finally, the pussy white boy ball youve craved.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.