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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 09, 2024 1:18 pm

Well 25 year old would have wanted to fuck Annie Potts too, but he would focus more on me being fat and bald
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 11, 2024 11:53 am

this is great - the creativity in filming this is off the charts to me. Telling a perfect story without audio

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Tue Nov 12, 2024 8:39 am

Yes, 60-70 year old women today are not like the 60-70 year olds of 20 years ago. They look great. Men, on the other hand, still look like they are ready to die.

I now live in an area where it’s mostly old wealthy folk, 60s and 70s. It’s not just that these women look good, but they know how to engage with men. There’s been a few social engagements where talking with one led me to think that I really want to take this woman home.

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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:00 pm

yep, the thing for me is, yea I see a 22 year old and I think she's attractive but I'd much rather be with a woman close to my age.

for 1. I have a daughter so that makes it weird

but 2 and most important, I hear them talk and it just makes my dick go soft.

Much more attracted to an older woman who has taken care of herself and has aged gracefully. I don't want botox or skin so tight on her face it looks like she is about to pop out of it.


There is a woman I was crazy about as a 20 year old and she wanted to go out with me, but I was serious about my first wife and didn't follow thru. She just asked to friend me on facebook about a year ago. She is still gorgeous. I think about her more than I should, not that I'd act on it.

Silver hair, beautiful face, perfect ass.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:15 pm

Pics?
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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 12, 2024 4:57 pm

this was a few weeks ago , I think she is 55

Image

she is the one that got away

of course I have to add that I think my wife can hang with her in looks

but you know - grass is always greener
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 13, 2024 10:38 am

Damn, she sure doesn't look fiddy five...
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Post by Tree » Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:31 pm

Why does every NHL coach look like a raging stage 5 alcoholic?
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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:36 pm

They're trying to emulate you?
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Har har. C
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Post by innocentbystander » Thu Nov 28, 2024 12:50 am

Wicked Part 1 was wicked good
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 29, 2024 10:34 am

Homo

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Nov 29, 2024 10:34 amHomo
Well, Arianna Grande gave me an erection
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 30, 2024 10:35 am

The flying monkeys gave you an erection...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 04, 2024 9:26 am

A

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 06, 2024 11:59 am

man , nothing in facebook land gets people worked up more than complaining about a local business. I got people in a tizzy over the drive thru wait at our local CVS
getting alot of "you've never worked in a pharmacy before" and I admitted I had not but I think I've cracked the code of picking up a bag off a shelf and handing it a customer.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Fri Dec 06, 2024 5:45 pm

It's because people have become accustomed to asking for everything. I got caught behind some grandma at Walmart drive thru pharmacy for a good 15 minutes because she apparently had a lot of questions. Get out of your goddamn vehicle, Granny, shoulder up that purse and go in there and find out what the fuck is going on instead of blocking me.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Fri Dec 06, 2024 7:29 pm

The universe put you behind that granny for a reason. And that reason is that you’re a feckless faggot who needed a lesson.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Fri Dec 06, 2024 7:52 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 11:59 am man , nothing in facebook land gets people worked up more than complaining about a local business. I got people in a tizzy over the drive thru wait at our local CVS
getting alot of "you've never worked in a pharmacy before" and I admitted I had not but I think I've cracked the code of picking up a bag off a shelf and handing it a customer.
You’re one of those

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Post by eCat » Sat Dec 07, 2024 6:13 am

we used to be saturated with CVS and Walgreens around here. But since covid they have shut down 3 CVS and 2 Walgreens. On top of that, CVS has cut some deal with one of the major insurance carriers to mandate that everyone has to go to CVS - so the net result is the local CVS down the road from me is overwhelmed. Its always a 30 minute wait to get a prescription even when you get the "your prescription is ready" text. On top of that they now close from 1:30 to 2:30 for lunch.

So yea in this case, I am one of those. Its the second time I've complained about something on the community page. The first was our local Chipotle keeping arbritary hours. They'd run out of ingredients and just close up so you'd swing by at 4:30 one day closed, 7PM the next day, 4:00pm the next - it was stupid
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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