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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Sep 11, 2024 9:51 pm

You are obnoxious.
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Post by hedge » Thu Sep 12, 2024 9:20 am

LOL at "stage 1 turkey neck"...
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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 13, 2024 1:41 pm

might be the coolest thing you see all day

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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Oct 11, 2024 8:53 pm

okay so I finally got a chance to catch that Am I Racist? movie. Excellent. Very funny. I went to a matinee and thought I would be the only one there. Nope. Theater wound up sold out, surprised me. Everyone was smiling and having a great time. Might be one of the best comedies I have ever seen.
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Post by hedge » Sat Oct 12, 2024 10:48 am

You didn't need a movie to answer that question..
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Oct 16, 2024 7:13 am

one of the coolest guys in the world reduced to a Shrek phone case

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Wed Oct 16, 2024 7:58 am

He's really taken care of himself...
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Post by hedge » Wed Oct 16, 2024 7:59 am

Maybe he gained all that weight for an upcoming part...
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Post by eCat » Wed Oct 16, 2024 8:34 am

dude has to be mid 80's by now. At some point does it matter if you eat a cheeseburger?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Wed Oct 16, 2024 9:00 am

My mom was diagnosed with stage 4 metastatic breast cancer a couple of years ago.

Shortly after her initial diagnosis, she was at my house, and asked for something to drink. I offered her a Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper. Her reply was “oh, no…I don’t drink anything with aspartame. It gives you brain cancer.”

I looked at her like she was nuts and said “Really?!”

It’s her favorite drink now.
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Post by eCat » Wed Oct 16, 2024 9:17 am

its hard to give up aspartame. I"ve tried twice now. I mean, its not like impossible but eventually I'm just like fuck it, I like coke zero. How much can I drink before its the same as lab rats?

sorry to read that about your mom , this country should have cured cancer long ago
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Post by Dave23 » Wed Oct 16, 2024 9:44 am

I’ve been drinking Diet Coke/Pepsi/DrPepper/whatever else for probably 30 years now. I can’t even drink a regular soft drink now…they’re too sweet.

I’m assuming something else will get me before aspartame does.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Oct 16, 2024 12:52 pm

Mexican Coca Cola made with cane sugar and not high fructose corn syrup is amazing. It comes in 16 oz glass bottles. I drink a 4 pack per week. I could drink ten in a day though. I love them.
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Post by hedge » Wed Oct 16, 2024 5:23 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2024 8:34 am dude has to be mid 80's by now. At some point does it matter if you eat a cheeseburger?
Maybe not one or two but damn...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 22, 2024 12:59 pm

Asian John Wick



or as Asian say "Ron Rick"
all Asians talk like Scooby Doo to me
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:00 pm

wife is in the kitchen watching a show called Young Sheldon

I would totally fuck Annie Potts playing the grandmother

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:02 pm

You’re very handy, I can tell.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:56 pm

I’m starting to see like 65 y/o grannies at the grocery with mad makeup and big ass and I’m like ya know, maybe?
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Nov 07, 2024 11:01 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:00 pm wife is in the kitchen watching a show called Young Sheldon

I would totally fuck Annie Potts playing the grandmother

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sat Nov 09, 2024 12:53 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:00 pm wife is in the kitchen watching a show called Young Sheldon

I would totally fuck Annie Potts playing the grandmother

I 'd love to see 25 year old eCats reaction to what I just typed
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