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Re: Baseball

Post by hedge » Thu Oct 03, 2024 2:44 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2024 8:59 pm Detroit & San Diego would make for a nice World Series.
Hammer and anvil would make for a nice way to pancake your nuts...
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Re: Baseball

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Nice

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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:54 am

Almost got a DWI tonight, brahs. I went to pick up some weed from my homie out in a country area. We both agreed on the time and place. When I got to his place at the trailer park, he wasn't there but his Latina pill head wife was, and she was not happy to see me. She yelled at me to GTFO and may have even waved a gun. It's a little hazy. so not sure. So I left pissed off and crashed my car into the ditch in the driving rain otw home. A state trooper found me and immediately broke bad. I knew I was fucked but for some reason, he let me wait on the side of the road in my now dead car while a local police came. Needless to say as soon as his pig-mobile was out of site I made a mad dash for the woods and gtfo of there Ran my ass for at least an hour to a gas station on the outskirts of town and called an Uber from there. They can suck my dick. The gods were kind to me tonight. Go Mets!
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Re: Baseball

Post by sardis » Sat Oct 05, 2024 3:31 pm

Two two sport athletes electrifying a game.

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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Sun Oct 06, 2024 11:01 pm

Always liked Darvish. One of my favorite pitchers.
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Re: Baseball

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:59 am

Tree wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:54 am Almost got a DWI tonight, brahs. I went to pick up some weed from my homie out in a country area. We both agreed on the time and place. When I got to his place at the trailer park, he wasn't there but his Latina pill head wife was, and she was not happy to see me. She yelled at me to GTFO and may have even waved a gun. It's a little hazy. so not sure. So I left pissed off and crashed my car into the ditch in the driving rain otw home. A state trooper found me and immediately broke bad. I knew I was fucked but for some reason, he let me wait on the side of the road in my now dead car while a local police came. Needless to say as soon as his pig-mobile was out of site I made a mad dash for the woods and gtfo of there Ran my ass for at least an hour to a gas station on the outskirts of town and called an Uber from there. They can suck my dick. The gods were kind to me tonight. Go Mets!
Dumbass, you run from the scene as soon as you get in the wreck, go straight to a convenience store if possible, buy a case of beer, throw a bunch of the beer in a ditch and when they find you, explain you were freaked out, needed to get a buzz to calm your nerves and most of the time law enforcement will have major issues establishing your impairment was applicable to the driving and not just to after the accident.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 07, 2024 9:33 am

He's full of shit.

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Post by Tree » Mon Oct 07, 2024 5:04 pm

Not bad, DS.
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Post by Tree » Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:43 am

Mets are hungry and ready to go. Phillies are old, fat, and stupid.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Sun Oct 27, 2024 11:00 pm

So brahs. Last night I picked up a nice looking MILF from the bar. Took her back to my place. She told me during the game her husband had cheated on her.

This broad was probably 50, maybe a 6.5-7 in the face but biggish tits and ass and she clearly worked out for her older husband. She showed me a picture and he was gross but probably decent enough when they got married.

Anyway one thing led to another. She was a little standoffish but I got a few additional drinks into her and convinced her to hit the bedroom.

Lo and behold as soon as I got her cute shorts and panties off, that pussy began stanking up the whole room like nothing I had experienced before. Never seen anything like it. Part of me wanted to be like wtf, but Instead I manned up, fingered her then went all in and ate her out for about 30 seconds before pulling out mini-me and finishing us both off with a happy ending. Words cannot express how proud I am of myself.
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Re: Baseball

Post by aTm » Sun Oct 27, 2024 11:06 pm

IB should work this into his cruise ship novel
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 28, 2024 4:40 pm

You just had to didn't you?

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Re: Baseball

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Oct 29, 2024 9:02 am

I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Tue Oct 29, 2024 8:28 pm

Dear Yankees,

Suck a fat dick and then put it in your slimy decrepit faggot asshole. That is all for now.

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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:34 pm

Ohtani, Betts, Freeman due up
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Re: Baseball

Post by hedge » Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:37 pm

You're due to get a stick of dynamite stuck up your ass...
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