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Baseball
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hedge
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Re: Baseball
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Jungle Rat
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Re: Baseball
Nice
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Almost got a DWI tonight, brahs. I went to pick up some weed from my homie out in a country area. We both agreed on the time and place. When I got to his place at the trailer park, he wasn't there but his Latina pill head wife was, and she was not happy to see me. She yelled at me to GTFO and may have even waved a gun. It's a little hazy. so not sure. So I left pissed off and crashed my car into the ditch in the driving rain otw home. A state trooper found me and immediately broke bad. I knew I was fucked but for some reason, he let me wait on the side of the road in my now dead car while a local police came. Needless to say as soon as his pig-mobile was out of site I made a mad dash for the woods and gtfo of there Ran my ass for at least an hour to a gas station on the outskirts of town and called an Uber from there. They can suck my dick. The gods were kind to me tonight. Go Mets!
Butt juice
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DooKSucks
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Re: Baseball
Dumbass, you run from the scene as soon as you get in the wreck, go straight to a convenience store if possible, buy a case of beer, throw a bunch of the beer in a ditch and when they find you, explain you were freaked out, needed to get a buzz to calm your nerves and most of the time law enforcement will have major issues establishing your impairment was applicable to the driving and not just to after the accident.Tree wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:54 am Almost got a DWI tonight, brahs. I went to pick up some weed from my homie out in a country area. We both agreed on the time and place. When I got to his place at the trailer park, he wasn't there but his Latina pill head wife was, and she was not happy to see me. She yelled at me to GTFO and may have even waved a gun. It's a little hazy. so not sure. So I left pissed off and crashed my car into the ditch in the driving rain otw home. A state trooper found me and immediately broke bad. I knew I was fucked but for some reason, he let me wait on the side of the road in my now dead car while a local police came. Needless to say as soon as his pig-mobile was out of site I made a mad dash for the woods and gtfo of there Ran my ass for at least an hour to a gas station on the outskirts of town and called an Uber from there. They can suck my dick. The gods were kind to me tonight. Go Mets!
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Jungle Rat
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Re: Baseball
He's full of shit.