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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:31 pm

We'll still need some. John Kerry will still need to be able to buy some nice pork ribs to put his Heinz ketchup on, the world would just be a much better place if he could get 7 billion other people to stop it so the temperature wont go up a couple degrees C, probably especially those weird fucking southerners having their "barbecues"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:39 pm

Within a couple generations farm production in developed countries is going to collapse on its own with the population as people are not replaced, except with immigrant populations without the knowledge or capital to do it. Under current attitudes, the "problem" with farming will likely also cease as most food will need to be exported to try and feed populations in undeveloped countries which still have rising populations and for which it would be "racist" to pass legislation that stops growing food for them.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 19, 2024 2:36 pm

people will put up with a lot of stupid shit,

hunger in a first world country is not one of them

lets face it, you don't see too many sknny woke lesbians
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 19, 2024 3:44 pm

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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:54 pm

Here's one way to shut down a heckler/rabble rouser...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Thu Aug 22, 2024 12:56 pm

That’s pretty much how I handle your clown ass.
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Post by eCat » Thu Aug 22, 2024 1:41 pm

a better version

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Tree » Thu Aug 29, 2024 8:31 pm

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Mon Sep 02, 2024 8:54 pm

Jon Jones and Tyson both fighting in November. JJ will be $80 ppv on ESPN, and I believe Tyson will be on Netflix.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Sep 04, 2024 7:38 pm

Apparently, the Atlanta high school shooter who killed 4 at his high school, was 14. 2 of the dead, students. The other 2, staff.

That sucks.
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Post by hedge » Thu Sep 05, 2024 8:18 am

I'd like to beat you to death with a staff...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Thu Sep 05, 2024 8:57 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:55 am

Dad got arrested and will be tried for manslaughter.

Its the right call. I've been a big proponent of arresting people who provide access of guns to minors and mentally ill people. Bottom line is you shouldn't provide access to guns to anyone.

If I owned guns, I'd have every one of them in a gun safe with maybe one hidden in the house, easily accessible but known only to me, oh, and then one in my tool box, work shop and garage. Maybe a shower gun too, you know, just in case hell breaks loose when I'm washing my ass
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 06, 2024 6:00 am

a first for me last night, went to a place called Top Pot, a Korean BBQ joint.

the gist of it is, you sit down at a table that has an induction hot plate in front of you and a grill in the middle. Then you order a soup base , then you order unlimited meats/vegetables for the soup and then the same for the grill

For $35 a person we were ordering Ribeye, Shrimp, Calamari, chicken, lamb, pork belly, salmon, and a shitload of vegetables. I went with the Bok Choy, Zuchini and Brocolli.

They have a two hour limit which led to many "you been here 2 hower, you go now! pay 35 dola and leave" jokes. That was hilarious back in the day, now it just seems racist. Still funny though.

It was fun and they had to roll my fat ass out of there. Keto starts again today
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 06, 2024 7:12 am

apparently the Dad is a worse parent that I initially thought

"Colin bought the AR-15 for his son months after the authorities were alerted to the threats Colt made and had told him his son didn’t have access to his guns."

I was ready for him to be in jail for just not restricting access to the guns. But for this, he needs to be put under the jail
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 06, 2024 7:59 am

eCat wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:55 am Dad got arrested and will be tried for manslaughter.
Damn, when I first read this I thought you were talking about your own dad...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 06, 2024 8:11 am

heh

while he was in his prime that would have not surprised anyone
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 06, 2024 8:15 am

Well, it would be like you to reveal something like that in precisely that manner...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Sep 06, 2024 8:14 pm

I’m curious if eCat would feel more sympathetic to the father if he was trying to get his effeminate, gay son to take interest in masculine activities.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Sep 09, 2024 3:23 pm

Fuck around at lacrosse practice? It’s lap time, you little shit!

How’s junior’s dating life? Is he still banging the crazy chick?
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