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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Sat Jul 20, 2024 11:42 am

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dave23 » Sat Jul 20, 2024 1:46 pm

ok, I laughed at that…
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 30, 2024 2:02 pm

I saw community notes on another poster who put that up that said it wasn't the olympics.

I am a big supporter of Riley Gaines.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 30, 2024 2:03 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 30, 2024 2:18 pm

norm story I have never heard before

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Sun Aug 11, 2024 6:48 pm

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Fri Aug 23, 2024 10:39 am

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Tue Sep 17, 2024 9:08 pm

Can't believe that one didn't get any play.

Anyway. Woops I did it again. My new HR dept, which is located in NYC for some reason, wanted my driver's license and SS card emailed to them. So I sent them in with screen shots, but it happened to be off my porn browser. So there were all kinds of sordid bookmarks listed. The worst was "Fucking my wife's b.." The full movie title is "Fucking my wife's big juicy ass pawg". You can probably look it up. Nice little flick. I fully expect to be shitcanned soon. Good job too. FML.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 17, 2024 9:14 pm

I'm starting to think you're a parody poster...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dave23 » Tue Sep 17, 2024 11:21 pm

It’s a parody human.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Wed Sep 18, 2024 10:13 pm

I shit my pants twice today, brahs. I kid you not. Ended up being just a little in the boxers but the feeling of that poo sliding out not once but twice in the same day left me reeling. Getting old sucks.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 30, 2024 7:27 am

I stumbled across this guy who sounds like the wimpy brother from Napolean Dynamite trolling these guys who play this online Nascar game - and they are just like you'd expect , hardcore Nascar fans. One of his moves is to push a car into the pit lane which forces them to pit these guys lose there shit over it, his handle is DaleEarnhardtDeadLOL which also sends them over the edge. I've watched like 4 of his videos and its brightened up my morning.

THe players are all serious about it and clearly have played this game for hours upon hours , then he comes in and just starts wiping them out. Then they all lose their shit again and start yelling at him and he always responds with "Who me?" which makes them insane

The tag he uses is "Weregonnalose" or WGL for his videos
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 17, 2024 6:47 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 22, 2024 9:52 am

MIT doesn't get your attention eh?

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Oct 23, 2024 4:00 pm

I wish a sniper would get Hedge's attention........
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Oct 23, 2024 4:23 pm

A blind sniper huffing nitrous could hit you...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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