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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Jul 02, 2024 9:41 pm

Kriisa is a ladies's name, brah. Does he douche before games?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue Jul 02, 2024 9:56 pm

You idiot. I work with math and data every damn day. There’s not a damn thing you can teach me. You’re out of your league when you go there.

And what does any of what you listed have to do with the hotness of the women in Mississippi?

Here, let me help you…nothing at all, dumbass…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Jul 02, 2024 10:23 pm

Isn't Laura Bailey from Mississipi? On one hand you'd need to drag her out to a donut shop every day for at least 2 months to get some meat on those bones, but after that, I do like her flexibility and fuckslut grin, brahs. She can polish my knob any time at her convenience.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Jul 02, 2024 10:42 pm

Dave23 wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 9:56 pm You idiot. I work with math and data every damn day. There’s not a damn thing you can teach me. You’re out of your league when you go there.

And what does any of what you listed have to do with the hotness of the women in Mississippi?

Here, let me help you…nothing at all, dumbass…
Dave, SEC schools have a very high TV profile every autumn. Very high. As such, when said high profile universities (like Ole' Miss) are having their games televised, ESPN/ABC/CBS/Fox/NBC/insertanyrandomfuckingnetworkhere, the camera men are going to show the students that the network wants to show. And they are going to pick the hottest ones. Here is an oldie but a goodie from 2005, ACC game



Tell me Dave, did all F$U co-eds look like Jenn? What do you think? Unlikely, right? So the camera men just focused on Jenn because she was like any other student, right? Wrong. Good thing Jenn shaved her pits before the game. It gave her a career.

Now, how would those three measure up to the average Ole Miss co-ed? Who knows. But that is not a fair question because Jenn was not the average F$U co-ed now was she?

Do you understand the point I am making? You can't judge how hot Ole Miss co-eds are based on such a small sample as what you mentioned or what you or I might see on the screen on game day. That is not fair. But what IS fair, is estimating what the average Ole Miss co-ed might look like based on demographic data from the state of Mississippi. But I don't have to tell you that since you work with math and data everyday, right Dave?
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 02, 2024 11:18 pm

Dave23 wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:24 pm And, to be fair…I could do the same in Nashville, or Tuscaloosa, or Gainesville, or Fayetteville…or just about any other SEC city.
Chapel Hill, Clemson, Tallahassee and even Raleigh can be added to such a list....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:02 am

IB has been whipped and beaten down by even marginally attractive women his whole life. He'd say a knot in a tree stump was hot if he thought he could fuck it, which was pretty much the only choice he had for much of his life, until he met Haggitha and married her...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:12 pm

IB is a goat fucker. He should be banned.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jul 03, 2024 2:54 pm

rat,

I CONTRIBUTE content, thought, logic, and understanding on issues. I contribute math. I contribute data. I contribute facts on current events. And I contribute commentary. YOU contribute not a thing other than consternation. I am not asking for you to be banned.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Jul 03, 2024 3:33 pm

Ban him? I'm pretty sure Tree only came here because he though this was a place for goat fuckers. We dont want to dry up the "new user pipeline"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:29 pm

Man, you fuck one goat back in jr high.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:12 am

Hate to say it, but A+
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jul 11, 2024 9:03 pm

Bronny looks like me out there. This is quite the pickle Lebron decided to put us in.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jul 11, 2024 10:46 pm

Do you think MJ or Kobe would have pulled this horseshit? Bron Bron living in a bubble. He’s a manufactured commodity like Nickelback.

D Wade was the alpha with Miami, then the refs gave him the title in Cleveland, same for the Covid debacle in LA. What a pos loser.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 12, 2024 7:48 am

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you fuck one goat..."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 12, 2024 7:49 am

this made me laugh

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 12, 2024 11:47 am

most likely by the people who can least afford it

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jul 12, 2024 8:22 pm

No different than the lottery...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jul 12, 2024 10:25 pm

Or crack

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jul 12, 2024 10:26 pm

Well, I should add that at least crack will give you something in return besides some bullshit hope

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jul 14, 2024 9:02 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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