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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 13, 2024 3:12 pm

You're as ignorant about basketball as IB is about anything he discusses.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jun 13, 2024 10:00 pm

May be some truth to that brah.

I’m about to email aTm to see if I can put an extra-big asterisk next to the Celts upcoming title. Will let you know how that turns out.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jun 14, 2024 5:53 am

The Celtics are on the verge of having nine times as many banners as your shit ass Knicks.

Boston has been the best team in the league since the start of the season.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Jun 16, 2024 8:42 pm

Would have meant something if you said that before now, douche.
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Post by Tree » Sun Jun 16, 2024 8:44 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Jun 16, 2024 8:44 pm

aTm, how do I make an asterisk take up half of DS' screen?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 17, 2024 11:22 pm

Celtic Mother Fucking Pride
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jun 19, 2024 1:56 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 19, 2024 2:43 pm

Damn. That's a skinny wall.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jun 21, 2024 4:30 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Jun 25, 2024 10:34 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2024 11:22 pm Celtic Mother Fucking Pride
Do you really think the NBA regular season is anything other than additional preseason, you fat piece of shit? That is the single dumbest sports-related thing ever posted here. Have you ever even watched a single professional basketball game?

Hey guys. My team just won the title with every other team's star player out. But I'm going to talk about the 80+ game regular season to cover up my bullshit.

Eat a dick, fat boy.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 25, 2024 11:21 pm

They had the best regular season record by 14 games in the Eastern Conference, and they were seven games better than OKC's record. They beat every team that came before them in no more than five games, and they beat the supposedly unstoppable backcourt of Luka and Kyrie.

Suck on that, bitch boy.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jun 27, 2024 7:18 am

how does this happen?

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:28 am

The lowest of all time? He can walk?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:56 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 27, 2024 4:47 pm

Heh
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 27, 2024 6:45 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 2:20 am So, it seems as though that dirty Polack, Kyle Filipowski. has a 26/27 year old gold digger girlfriend who has been dating him since he was a senior in high school. She is now a Bama grad working in RTP as an "executive assistant," and they claim to have met through "mutual friends" despite the fact that he is from a small town 75 miles from NYC and attended boarding school in Massachusetts. When they "met" she was still in Louisiana after having attended LSU for a Masters or some such, and then she moved to NC for her job in RTP. The word is that his family despises her and that the basketball staff / program / team hate her because she is causing all sorts of shit by filling his head with bullshit. Here's to hoping this gets extremely messy and extremely public!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 27, 2024 6:52 pm

Perfect Dookie...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jun 27, 2024 6:55 pm

He's going to have a rough road in the NBA.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 27, 2024 6:58 pm

Hate to say it but his game actually translates well in today's NBA. 6'11", got a decent handle (certainly for someone that tall) and can shoot the 3. Not saying he's going to be a superstar, but he's going to make some caaaaaiiiiisssshhhhh in the league...
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