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Post by eCat » Thu May 30, 2024 10:55 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Tree » Thu May 30, 2024 10:32 pm

I don't normally go for skinny vanilla bitches, but damn. One look at that ass and I'm like I could be the Mr. Drummond to her Kimberly any day of the week. And twice on Sundays. :o :o

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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jun 05, 2024 1:16 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2024 10:32 pm I don't normally go for skinny vanilla bitches, but damn. One look at that ass and I'm like I could be the Mr. Drummond to her Kimberly any day of the week. And twice on Sundays. :o :o

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Post by Tree » Sat Jun 08, 2024 12:15 am

Welp I met the Brazillian earlier tonight. She was just as hot as in her pics. She owns the cleaning business as well as works as an employee. Most Latinas are not only beautiful and socially more skilled than your average celebrity, but also way too god damn smart. From Rio and same age as me. Long story short she took control of the date from the start and we sat on a park bench and talked until the mosquitos came. And that's all I'll ever say on this one. Tree over and out. Fuck all of you.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 08, 2024 8:30 am

Tree got smacked when he tried making his move.
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Post by hedge » Sat Jun 08, 2024 10:00 am

Tree was the mosquito...
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Post by Dave23 » Sat Jun 08, 2024 11:27 am

Tree couldn’t have been the mosquito…he said the mosquito came…
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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:23 pm

this might be a new genre of porn for me

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Tree » Sat Jun 22, 2024 7:48 pm

Can you use the stump as a vague and more easily accessible vagine, brah? You must be packing smallwood for sure. Always guessed as much. No shame in it, brah.
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Post by Tree » Sun Jun 30, 2024 7:24 pm

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Post by eCat » Fri Jul 12, 2024 11:43 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Tree » Fri Jul 12, 2024 2:19 pm

Hell of a bass clef she has there.
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Post by Saint » Fri Jul 12, 2024 10:31 pm

Does anybody ever watch those Girl Off Grid Youtube videos with that luscious Canadian milf bouncing her perfect tits while doing an assortment of wilderness activities? It's fucking mesmerizing. There are lots of those kinds of channels but she's the best, IMO. If I knew how to link it, I would.
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Post by hedge » Sat Jul 13, 2024 10:26 am

Just link one...
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Post by aTm » Tue Jul 16, 2024 9:14 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:23 pm this might be a new genre of porn for me

I heard brandi love is about to take on this lucrative market segment.
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Post by Tree » Tue Jul 16, 2024 9:20 pm

I'm starting to wonder if these ladies can facesit. If so would be ample room for breathing. Could be best of both worlds.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 17, 2024 8:49 am

I had to google who she was (born in 73 so damn, I should have known) but I don't get the connection
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 17, 2024 8:50 am

never mind

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wow, that is a level of porn detail I would never know. I'm impressed
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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