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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:33 pm

His 1st squirter.
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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:42 pm

"As hedge said, clockwork"

I meant clockwork as in somebody posts something remotely sexual and you come slithering in talking about gross sexual shit that nobody wants to hear about but that you are clearly pathologically obsessed with, like some closeted faggot at midnight at the local bus stop circa 1970 looking for some dick to suck...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:41 pm

I don't care what you meant.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:03 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:42 pm "As hedge said, clockwork"

I meant clockwork as in somebody posts something remotely sexual and you come slithering in talking about gross sexual shit that nobody wants to hear about but that you are clearly pathologically obsessed with, like some closeted faggot at midnight at the local bus stop circa 1970 looking for some dick to suck...
Nailed it! A+
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:31 am

for IB

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Tree » Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:43 am

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Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
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Post by Tree » Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:12 am

heat my peni$ up with a booty rub
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Post by eCat » Mon May 13, 2024 6:07 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Tree » Tue May 14, 2024 9:19 pm

Interracial porn, brahs. Let's be honest. We've all been there a time or two.

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Post by Tree » Wed May 15, 2024 9:39 pm

A hole in one motherfuckers. A hole in one.

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Post by hedge » Thu May 16, 2024 9:05 am

I never understood why so many politicians want to ban Tiktok. They're all like "it's ruining the brains of our children." After watching tree's antics in here, it's hard to argue with them...
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Post by aTm » Thu May 16, 2024 9:29 am

They’re only upset because ruining the brains of children is THEIR job!
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 16, 2024 11:46 am

Exactly
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Post by eCat » Fri May 17, 2024 10:02 am

cuming in first takes on a new meaning in Japan

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by sardis » Fri May 17, 2024 10:27 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Tree » Fri May 17, 2024 11:08 pm

fuck that. just get blowjobs on the podium after the anthems.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

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