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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2024 7:58 pm

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri May 03, 2024 8:29 pm

Top #3 receiver in the league. I would think as the #3 top poster here you'd understand all this.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2024 9:08 pm

He's not even top 10. You ain't that smart are you?
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri May 03, 2024 9:30 pm

Weaksauce, brah. Saint is the new #3. You are the new #6.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Fri May 03, 2024 9:57 pm

God, the stupid in here is thick.

Learn the game, simp.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon May 06, 2024 8:25 am

The Tom Brady roast last night was one of the best I've seen in awhile. Some of it was corny, which can't be helped, but much of it was brutal and hilarious...
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon May 06, 2024 8:40 pm

I got Dave coming in and giving rat a furious handjob just about every time I post. Someone gonna give me some props on this, brahs?
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Wed May 08, 2024 9:52 am

hedge wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 8:25 am The Tom Brady roast last night was one of the best I've seen in awhile. Some of it was corny, which can't be helped, but much of it was brutal and hilarious...
It was great, and you know Giselle must be steaming over it. Not because she was the brunt of a few jokes, but because, even though it was a roast of Tom, it was really a celebration of him, and ex-wives hate seeing that.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2024 10:06 am

I thought the best line was him losing money to Crypto...even Gronk knows its a scam

"Me know that not real money!"
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed May 08, 2024 12:51 pm

Gronk was very animated during his turn at the podium...
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Thu May 09, 2024 3:14 am

hedge wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 12:51 pm Gronk was very animated during his turn at the podium...
The nostril drive had been engaged at multiple instances to combat the drunkenness....
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Thu May 16, 2024 11:51 pm

Hey brahs. I'm a little fucked up. Perfect beer to tequila to weed ratio reached tonight. Love you guys. Even you retard rat.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri May 17, 2024 1:07 am

Sounds like some E-ball got into the mix...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 17, 2024 1:07 pm

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon May 20, 2024 8:05 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat May 25, 2024 9:07 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 25, 2024 9:30 pm

GO GATORS!
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sat Jun 08, 2024 12:31 am

What self respecting bruh hasn't been arrested at least once?
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Jun 16, 2024 9:28 pm

This is embarrassing

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sat Jul 06, 2024 8:55 pm

The two greatest NFL commentators of all time. Al Michaels and John Madden. It'll never get this good again.

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