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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:42 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:54 am Cowboys are now second fiddle in their own state.
and you were second fiddle in your home while your wife was finding someone with a functioning cock
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:46 pm

That did technically happen.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:57 pm

Damn...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:29 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:03 pm

Fuck this. Just let the nukes fly already.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:31 pm

Yeah, that’s gotta be fake news…
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:52 am

Look at the draft grade for this guy. Yikes...

Basically, Penix's value is highly dependent on which side of evaluation dominates the conversation. So, after signing Kirk Cousins to a $180 million contract in free agency, the Atlanta Falcons made sure to acquire another quarterback with a significant injury history. Good job.

The addition of Cousins seemingly put the Falcons in the driver's seat for the NFC South since they already had all of the other pieces they needed on offense. But with this Penix pick, the Falcons are preparing for the future before they can even claim the present.

Taking Penix at No. 8 is awful resource allocation. It's also downright atrocious value. The Bleacher Report Scouting Department didn't even have Penix graded as a first-round prospect.

This is a failure on every single level.

Grade: F
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri Apr 26, 2024 9:04 am

Something tells me you been taking some Penix as well.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:09 am

OK, I'll give that a B...
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:09 am

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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Apr 26, 2024 1:15 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:52 am Look at the draft grade for this guy. Yikes...

Basically, Penix's value is highly dependent on which side of evaluation dominates the conversation. So, after signing Kirk Cousins to a $180 million contract in free agency, the Atlanta Falcons made sure to acquire another quarterback with a significant injury history. Good job.

The addition of Cousins seemingly put the Falcons in the driver's seat for the NFC South since they already had all of the other pieces they needed on offense. But with this Penix pick, the Falcons are preparing for the future before they can even claim the present.

Taking Penix at No. 8 is awful resource allocation. It's also downright atrocious value. The Bleacher Report Scouting Department didn't even have Penix graded as a first-round prospect.

This is a failure on every single level.

Grade: F
Arthur Blank was questioning his GM with some obvious intensity after the pick was sent in if the silent feed on the Falcon's war room camera is any indicator.

I don't like Washington picking Daniels, but the Falcons looked like they had Dan Snyder running the show with that shit.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:51 pm

What happened to our boy Sam Howell?
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Fri Apr 26, 2024 9:10 pm

You mean Trubisky-lite?
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 29, 2024 7:59 am

All fans love their team’s draft the day after.

Unless you’re Atlanta.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:58 am

I don't think the Philadelphia Eagles fans have ever loved their draft day
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:11 pm

STFU
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri May 03, 2024 1:44 pm

OBJ to Miami. Nasty brahs.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Fri May 03, 2024 2:26 pm

Who gives a shit? It’s not 2016.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2024 6:35 pm

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri May 03, 2024 6:58 pm

Tard. Dave gets a free pass ofc but you’re supposed to be some big knowledgeable sports fan.
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